WINTER BAR OLY***CS

STARTS @ 6:00pm | $30 PER TEAM | 10 TEAMS MAX | 4 PEOPLE MINIMUM 6 MAXIMUM PER TEAM | 21+

It has come to our attention that "very important people" own the concept of five ring shapes arranged near each other and any iteration of the word Olympics.

We "sincerely" apologize for nearly destabilizing international sport with bottlecap curling and Bombski but we won't give up that easily.

Welcome instead to our completely unrelated winter bar "games" event.
Now featuring squares.
Very safe squares.

With the real Winter Olympics currently happening, it only felt right to stage our own version, minus any real sacrifice or athletic ability. This will be a multi-event night where training is nonexistent, rules are flexible, and complaining is encouraged. Expect competition, chaos, and questionable decision making.

We’ll pregame with pizza from Fratelli’s and $250 in prizes will be awarded at the end to make it all feel “official.”

Winter Games Lineup:

• N64 1080 Snowboarding Tournament
• Bombski (like a shotski, but with BOMBS!)
• Bottlecap Curling
• Biathlon
• Beer Pong Lite Tournament (?)
• Beer can hockey shot
• Whitney Houston Drum Challenge
• Pub Quiz

Spots are limited, so grab some friends (teams need a minimum of four people and max of six) and sign up now to prove you’re the barely functioning Olympian you always knew you were.

Games begin at 6:00(ish)pm, but we’ll have food from Fratelli’s there starting around 5:00pm so you can carb up before the games!

Ohh, and we reserve the right to add or drop games from this list, because, well, just because...