Friday, June 14

The Grand F**cking Opening: Stand-up and $4 Drafts

Name: The Grand F**cking Opening: Stand-up and $4 Drafts
Start: 2024-06-14T20:00:00-0400
End: 2024-06-14T21:30:00-0400
Location: Duck Duck Goofs

(21+ Event) New England's Funniest Comedy Show - NOW AT OUR NEW HOME IN SOMERVILLE

By Duck Duck Goofs

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Starts on Friday, June 14 · 8pm EDT

Location

Duck Duck Goofs

432 McGrath Highway Somerville, MA 02143

Refund Policy

Refunds up to 1 day before event

Eventbrite's fee is nonrefundable.

Agenda

8PM Show

10PM Show

6PM Show

6:00 PM

Bar Opens

Come sit at the bar before the show, enjoy delicious food from Wade's Barbecue, and cold drinks!

7:30 PM - 8:00 PM

Seating

We open the doors into the venue, and our seater takes you to your seats!

8:00 PM - 9:30 PM

Comedy Show

Indigo

Ryan Howe

Daniel Simonsen

Mo Mussa, Katlin McFee, and Janet McNamara

We open the show with our musical guest playing one song, followed by our host, an insane line-up of the funniest comedians, and our nationally touring headliner!

About this event

Doors open 30 minutes before showtime!

Our drafts are $4, and we now have a full bar that ranges in price.

Boston's Most Grasroots, Underground, Basement-of-a-Community-Center-ass, Stand-Up Comedy Show moves to OUR OWN god damn building.

Is it a good idea? Let's find out!

We've booked our absolute favorite comedians to open our club. We have a full bar now. Our food is provided by Wade's Barbecue. We have tables . We have a FULL LIQUOR LICENSE.

Our Line-Ups Feature comedians seen on:

Comedy Central

HBO

Sirius XM

Conan

Last Comic Standing

and more!

And follow us on instagram at https://instagram.com/duckduckgoofs for live updates

Frequently asked questions

Why are you doing this?

Because no one stopped us

Is there parking?

Yes! We have ten spots reserved for guests behind the building!

How do I get there?

The venue is accessible by public transit, walking, biking, and driving. It is a five minute walk from the East Somerville Green Line Stop, there is a bus station directly in front of the venue, a blue bike station a two minute walk away, and a parking lot behind the building.

Can I get there on the Somerville Community Path?

Yes! We are a three minute walk from the exit north of the East Somerville green line stop!

Is the new venue ADA compliant?

It is! All three of our bathrooms are ADA compliant, as well as our ramps, seating, doors, and everything else!

Are the drinks still $4?

Our drinks still start at $4, and we still offer an IPA, Cider, Seltzer, Lager, Lite Beer and mixed drink at that price! We also have a full bar that ranges in price, but is still affordable.

Is there food?

There is! All of the food is provided by our neighbor in Union Square, Wade BBQ. We have pulled pork sandwiches, chili, sausages, and more!

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