Sweeney's X Malört .5K: The Most Unnecessary Run of Your Life

🏃‍♂️ The Malört .5K: The Most Unnecessary Run of Your Life 🏃‍♀️
Presented by Sweeney’s Tavern

Lace up your least athletic shoes and prepare your liver—it's time for the most gloriously pointless run in town: the Malört .5K! That’s half a kilometer of pure, unadulterated nonsense... and regret.

Here’s how it works:
🥃 Take a heroic .5oz shot of Malört to kick things off (because why not?)
🧃 Then “run” (or stumble, strut, or crawl) .5K through total chaos and laughter
🎽 Dress to impress—prizes awarded for:
🏁 The Fastest
🐢 The Slowest
👗 The Craziest Outfit

🎟️ Your ticket includes your first shot of Malört—a brave beginning to a ridiculous journey.