Smut Slam DC: Womp Womp

Smut Slam DC is where sex and storytelling collide in the capital! It's a real-life, first-person open mic that's all about sex. Shows are monthly, every third Friday. While we're in the COVID pandemic, all shows are virtual-- we hope to return to our live venue in February 2022!How does it work? Audience members sign up to tell 5-minute true stories about their sex lives, and tellers are drawn at random. In between stories, host Diva Darling reads entries from the Fuckbucket, where audience members can submit anonymous questions or confessions. A panel of local celebrity judges awards sexy, sexy prizes to the top three tellers at the end of the night.Smut Slam DC is committed to being a safe, inclusive space. We have a large queer, trans/nonbinary, polyamorous, kinky, and racially/age-diverse audience, and we're very proud that people have found our shows to be warm, welcoming, and full of a sex-positive and body-positive community vibe. Join us to see why we've been selling out every show for the last couple years!Smut Slam DC is the first franchise of Smut Slam International, created through a license with founder Cameryn Moore.

Smut Slam DC

Join femme-cee Diva Darling for a sizzling virtual evening of open mic storytelling about sex-- tell a story and you could win a prize!

**This show will have ASL interpretation**Smut Slam DC: Womp WompLust makes fools of us all from time to time-- but leaves us with the very best stories when it does. What happens when your best-laid plans turn into your worst-laid nights? Grab your happy hour glass of choice and let’s raise a toast to our erotic follies and epic fails.(Not familiar with <a href="https://dc.smutslam.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Smut Slam</a>? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can't be sexy? The hosts of <a href="https://smutslam.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Smut Slam International</a> have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)This month, our theme is “Womp Womp” where we’ll all feel a little more normal after we swap tales of heads or fails. Did your sexy strip end in the wrong kind of tangled? Parents mail you back the panties you left in their house? We’ve all got our stories of sexytimes that are a whole lot funnier in the rearview, so bring them to the mic and you could redeem them with a prize (and our heartfelt wishes for better luck next time).Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we've got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/AustinTravisCraft" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Austin Travis Woodworking</a>, <a href="https://www.lotusblooms.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Lotus Blooms</a>, <a href="https://www.glydeamerica.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Glyde Condoms</a>, and <a href="https://www.uberlube.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Uberlube</a>, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor <a href="https://www.njoytoys.com/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Njoy Toys</a>. I'll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who want to feel your pain.We'll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I'll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we'll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers-- and of course, you can play or just watch!All the usual rules for participation apply-- just because we're online, doesn't mean we're not creating safe and inclusive space! I won't be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the <a href="https://dc.smutslam.com/rules" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Rules of the Road</a>. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC's partnership with the Joy Platform, <a href="https://www.joie.dance/" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">Joie de Vivre</a>'s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It's totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their <a href="https://www.joie.dance/tickets" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">calendar</a> for the full schedule. After you register, you'll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform-- all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address-- it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the "Get a Gift Ticket" link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let's work something out.Doors and Smut Slam Lounge at 7:30 PM ESTShow begins at 8 PM EST

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