"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists."
Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then playing Seinfeld Trivia at Stone Creek NYC on Wednesday, December 14 starting 8pm!
Use your katra to dominate the dojo during all FIVE unique and challenging rounds on cockfighting, mail fraud, headfirst parking and pee-stained couches.
Reservations can be made by visiting; http://SeinfeldTrivia121416.Eventbrite.com
The best way to reserve tickets is by selecting a team captain and having them be in charge of tickets for ALL team members.
For example, if Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine are a team and Elaine gets put in charge, she will then reserve tickets for herself, Jerry, George and Kramer = (4) in total.
PLEASE ONLY RESERVE SINGLE TICKETS IF YOU ARE PLAYING BY YOURSELF.
We will send a confirmation email to everyone closer to the event.