🌹 Look through your ROSE colored glasses and prepare for the SCHITTIEST party you've attended — because we are bringing ✨ MOIRA FEST ✨ to ReRoll Tavern! (We love that for us.)
🎉 Join us as we celebrate the Matriarch of the Roses in this all-evening extravaganza! Expect themed cocktails plucked straight from Café Tropical and Rose Apothecary, music that’ll make you gyrate like a Jazzagal, and most importantly — come dressed as a MOIRA (or Moira-adjacent — aka any other resident of Schitt’s Creek). 👒🎭💋
⚠️ Space is limited — so grab your ticket today and don’t miss this forking fabulous schedule of events!
🎟️ VIB (Very Important Bébé) tickets come with:
🍸 One themed cocktail
🎁 A randomly selected colored wig & glasses combo — Moira-approved!
🗓️ Schedule of Events
🎶 6–7:30 PM – Jazzagal-Worthy Music from Maggie Moon
🧠 7:30 PM – Schitt’s Creek Trivia (Test your Bébé brain!)
👑 9:30 PM – The March of the Moiras Costume Contest
🌒 10:00 PM – Bar shifts from bright Schitt’s Creek Day to sultry Moira Night faster than you can say:
Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn- Agh! Bingo Lingfcker!*
🎤 10:00 PM – Karaoke Time – It’s Simply the Best time to sing Danny Boy!
🌙 1:00 AM – Bar Close (cue dramatic exit music)
🎙️ And of course, remember to come with the vigour of a wartime radio operator. 🕊️📻
