Jules O'Brian - Avoid excessive cleavage

What's the right advice to follow when you hit your 50s

Jules O'Brian is in her 50s now, and the "helpful" advice about everything she should and shouldn't be doing just keeps on coming. Don't wear that. You're never too old – but don't leave it too late. Have you tried magic sticky tape for droopy jowls? Maybe join a dating site for people who are "apparently hurtling towards death"?
Accompanied by (a life-size cardboard cut-out of) Liz Hurley and her trusty friend Pinot, Jules is on her own Middle-Age Crusade to silence unsolicited advice and reclaim a bit of dignity (or at least laugh loudly while losing it).
Warm, sharp and self-aware, this is a show about ageing, expectations, and refusing to quietly fade into the background. (Please note: under-fifties will find it funny too. Jules also used to be young.)

• "Utterly hilarious" - Jo Enright