Saturday, September 14

CLARENCE TURNS 40

CLARENCE IS 40: What are you going to do about it?

Date and time

Saturday, September 14 · 7 - 11:30pm EDT

Location

Greedy Reads Remington

320 West 29th Street Baltimore, MD 21211

Agenda

7:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Eating, Drinking, Mingling, Book-buying

there will be food! there will be beverages! some of it will be free / some will cost money....tbd! you can / are encouraged to buy books (10% off)!

8:00 PM - 10:00 PM

Things Happening Onstage!

talent show! Clarence and Friends Trivia! PowerPoint presentations!! Awards!

10:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Dance Party

About this event

4 hours 30 minutes

Come celebrate Clarence in his inimitable style: highly structured revelry. For the past year, Clarence has worked at Greedy Reads, Baltimore’s finest bookstore. It’ll soon be Baltimore’s Finest 40th Birthday Party Venue, thanks to the kind folks who run the place!

Frequently asked questions

Can I bring my kids?

Clarence loves your kids, but this will be an adults-only event.

Clarence is known for being in bed by 9:30. What assurance do we have that he will make it to 11:30?

Fear not! Clarence will take a nap during the day. He'll also be caffeinated.

Should I bring gifts?

Nope! However, Clarence would welcome your Venmo contribution to party costs. If you'd like to throw him a couple dollars for this purpose, his Venmo is @Clarence-Orsi.

Clarence is making this event. Why is he writing about himself in the third person?

Authority? Mystery? Who knows?

I can't come to the party, but I still want to share my undying devotion to Clarence. What do I do?

Thank you for asking! What you should do is make a gif of yourself for my GIF REGISTRY (get it?)! Make a gif of yourself doing anything (dancing, blowing a bubble, raising a glass, with a party hat on, kissing a dog, anything) and paste the link here: https://www.canva.com/design/DAGF-8NWKJk/crQrvHY