Bitch Slap

After discovering her husband’s affair and her dark secret as a medically diagnosed nymphomaniac has been revealed, fashion maven Diana Midnight, “accidently” falls down a flight of stairs during a charity event and is airlifted to a near-by hospital. When the medivac unit collides with a flock of seagulls, the helicopter goes down in the Pacific Ocean and Dianna’s body is lost at sea. Her family and rivals jockey for power and the coveted patent for shoulder pads. But before the transfer is complete, Diana returns. The new Diana is cold and calculating and begins to wreak havoc on everyone who comes in contact with her, until the real Diana is found in Walnut Creek, where she’s been living with amnesia and working as a nut cracker on a walnut farm. With nods to “Dynasty,” “Days of Our Lives,” “María la del Barrio,” Jackie Collins and more, this high-camp, slapstick melodrama lampoons the 80’s night-time soap-opera, romance novel, and telenovela.

Written and directed by San Francisco drag laureate D’Arcy Drollinger, Bitch Slap! features a star-studded cast of San Francisco Drag Luminaries including D’Arcy Drollinger, Matthew Martin, Katya Smirnoff-Skyy, LOL McFiercen, and J.A. Valentine, along with Michael Phillis, Manuel Caneri, Pablo Escobar and Samuel Prince as the smoldering leading men, with the hilarious Emily McGowan and Cheetah Biscotti.

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