Bargoyles Halloween Roast Battle

Bargoyles Presents: The 2nd Annual Halloween Comedy Roast Battle 🎃🔥

October 30 | Electric Palm | Woodbridge, VA

Friendship is sacred. Feelings are sacred. And hosts Isaac Ignacio Bennett and Nick Meyer don’t like it when their friends make fun of their friends. So this Halloween, we’re doing things a little differently.

Welcome to the 2nd Annual Bargoyles Halloween Comedy Roast Battle, where comedians step into character and send their alter egos into battle for a night of savage insults, brutal punchlines, and absolutely zero mercy.

This isn’t a roast of your favorite local comedians. It’s a roast of the CHARACTERS they bring to life.

We’re talking Bernie Sanders vs. Kash Patel. Batman vs. The Punisher. And a lineup of wildly different personalities going head-to-head in a tournament-style bracket where only the sharpest tongue survives.

🔥 MEET THE COMPETITORS

* Karan Singh as Kash Patel

* Zach Malakoff as Bernie Sanders

* Emilie Erbland as The Onion

* John Burton as Batman

* Keith Becker as The Punisher

* Chris Porter as the Finance Bro

* Kevin Gartland & Turk as Statler and Waldorf

* Eddie Hoffman as Yukon Cornelius

* Steve Wills as Forrest Gump

* Coach Cam as R. Lee Ermey

* Carley Crickenberger as Hermione Granger

* Cale Moore as Samwise Gamgee

ONE BRACKET. ONE WINNER. NO SURVIVORS.

This is a tournament-style roast battle, and every round brings these characters one step closer to glory—or complete humiliation. By the end of the night, one competitor will be crowned the Official Bargoyles Halloween Champion of 2026.

Who will deliver the killing blow? Who will crumble under the pressure? And who will discover that their favorite fictional character absolutely cannot handle the heat?

There’s only one way to find out.

🎃 COSTUMES ARE ENCOURAGED! Come dressed for Halloween, bring your friends, grab a drink, and get ready for a night of comedy where the gloves are off and the insults are personal—even if the characters aren’t real.

October 30 at Electric Palm in Woodbridge.

It’s a roast to the death. May the best character win.