Name: Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet
Start: 2026-12-11T19:00:00-05:00
End: 2026-12-11T20:15:00-05:00
Location: The Rockwell

Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

We at Shit-faced Shakespeare® are a rather splendid bunch of actors, performers, writers, producers, artists and - most importantly - friends. We exist to produce exquisite theatrical shows, superb live events and provide a handy outlet for mucking-about, showing-off and practicing the noble art of fancy dress!  Unlike other troupes of thespian types, we differ in our utter contempt for restraint, orthodoxy, tedium, moderation and sobriety. To be a part of Shit-faced Shakespeare® is to fuck about, play, experiment, step right over the bounds of convention and sometimes even decency, all the while never forgetting to entertain. We are Shit-faced Shakespeare® and we are genuinely tremendous people.Content Curious?Our shows feature murder, treason, war, violence (personal, sexual, and national), suicide, regicide, incest, and blasphemy- and that is just the Shakespeare! Our drinker has been known to contribute profanity, and the occasionally bare butt-cheek. If any of this puts you off, maybe another show is more your speed.But also, we do have sword fights, loud sounds, and flashing lights if those affect your person.

Shit-faced Shakespeare

A﻿n entirely serious production of Romeo & Juliet with an entirely Shit-faced actor!

The Rockwell

An entirely serious production of William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet with a seriously inebriated actor!

<p><a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/shit-faced-shakespeare-romeo-and-juliet-115839?utm-campaign=social&amp;utm-content=creatorshare&amp;utm-medium=discovery&amp;utm-term=odclsxcollection&amp;utm-source=cp&amp;aff=escb" title="https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/shit-faced-shakespeare-romeo-and-juliet-115839?utm-campaign=social&amp;utm-content=creatorshare&amp;utm-medium=discovery&amp;utm-term=odclsxcollection&amp;utm-source=cp&amp;aff=escb" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">See More dates here</a></p><p><br></p><h3>"Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized."</h3><p>There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families and everyone in Verona knows it. Certainly the only way to mend centuries of bad blood is by having two forlorn teenagers from opposite households fall in love with each other, right? Nothing that a swig (or two) of the finest spirits can’t fix! Featuring Shakespeare’s most famous feuding family, cousins without a cause, and so many faux deaths it makes daytime TV look good.</p>

<h3>Admission</h3><p>Please note our age restrictions- Fridays 18+ (or admission with guardian) and Saturdays are 21+ Valid ID is required regardless of age. Refunds/transfers due to not following this guideline are subject to our regular policy (see below)</p>

<h3>Ticket Policies</h3><h4>Ticket Fees</h4><p>As required by law (and human decency) ticket prices shown are the prices you can expect to pay with the fees clearly listed.</p><h4>Refunds</h4><p>Refunds for any reason can be requested up to 48 hours prior to the performance start time (aka "curtain"). After this point tickets are non-refundable, but you may be able to request a transfer. If you are unable to use your tickets, consider gifting them to a friend. We are sure they would appreciate it!</p><h4>Transfers</h4><p>Transfer requests will be taken up to two hours prior to curtain. You can request a transfer to another date of the same show. If there are no other shows available, then your tickets will be non refundable past the refund period.</p><h4>Discount Codes</h4><p>We believe theater should be affordable. We clearly state any fees up front and we do not jack up our prices only to offer a multitude of discounts to make it look like you are getting a deal. Our ticket prices are reasonable and we are worth every penny. That being said, we do offer discounts on occasion. These discounts are only announced via our <a href="https://go.shit-facedshakespeare.us/joinus" title="https://www.shit-facedshakespeare.us/subscribe" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">emails </a>and <a href="https://go.shit-facedshakespeare.us/CxRHSS" title="https://flow.page/shit-facedshakespeare.socials" target="_blank" data-msys-clicktrack="0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">our socials.</a> You are responsible for entering the codes correctly and choosing the correct ticket. We cannot make adjustment to tickets outside of our regular refund/exchange policies.</p><p><strong><strong>Discount Ticket Sites:</strong></strong> PLEASE be aware of scam ticketing sites. While we do offer dicounts on very rare occasions through legitimate discount ticketing sites, you will not find them through Google.</p>

Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

"Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized."

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Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

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