NYC - FLY! THAT! PLANE! A high-flying holiday cabaret adventure (12/13)

Dreading the forced conversation? Sick of answering the proverbial, "Now, what exactly do you do again in New York?" Tired to dry-throating your aunt's fruitcake?

Escape the holidays for good by boarding Holiday Spirit Airlines inaugural flight to PolarFest, the hottest place to be in the world's coldest city. Put your emotional needs first and liberate yourself from tradition's neo-colonial tyranny.

This year's PolarFest lineup includes all of your favorite artists from around the globe (literally, all of them - every single one!). We also 100% guarantee a Christmas-Music-Free experience, or your money back.

Join us at Don't Tell Mama for an evening of escapism, song and merriment.

Book your tickets today, before the plane sells out!