I Don't Wanna Scare You

I Don't Want to Scare You

(Storytelling)

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Doors 5:10PM // Show 5:30PM

$20 Pre-sale // $25 Day of

**Lineup subject to change**

Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.

No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry.

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A spine-tingling evening of ghost stories told by comedian Andrew Farmer, collected from his lifelong quest to experience a real paranormal encounter.

Andrew has been getting in trouble for telling scary stories since he was a Catholic School kindergartener with a Vincent Price haircut. Now, to ring in Halloween, he's woven together some of his favorite ghostly encounters into a cozy evening of paranormal fun, sure to make you gasp, laugh and maybe sleep with the lights on afterwards. Because while Andrew may not want to scare you, that doesn't mean he won't.

Andrew Farmer is a disabled writer/comedian who has performed at The Museum of Modern Art, Joe’s Pub and all the finest basements in New York and LA. He was selected as a "New Face" at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, and is a frequent guest on shows like Crooked Media's "Lovett or Leave It, "Mega The Podcast" and EarWolf's "The Neighborhood Listen." TV writing credits include Miracle Workers, Praise Petey & Best Foot Forward. He’s developed projects with Universal, CBS and National Lampoon and is a recipient of The Jonathan Larson Grant for Musical Theater. With comedian Anna Drezen, he hosts the podcast "Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod," described by Vulture as “hilarious, impressive & weird,” which he plans to put on his tombstone.

Directed by Andrew Neisler

Original Music by Chris Ryan

Sound Design by Alex Duncker

Media Design by Stivo Arnoczy