The Princess Posse Halloween Extravaganza & Fundraiser Ball

The Princess Posse Halloween Extravaganza & Fundraiser Ball

HI POSSE! THIS IS YOUR PRINCESS! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DANCING! COME PARTY!

Live Music, food, drinks, talent show, costume contest, barefoot smushing contest, and so much gore!

This Halloween, Friday, October 30th, The Kitty Bodega will be throwing a party themed after Dungeon Crawler Carl, a book series about a shoeless man and his ex-girlfriend's talking cat in a post-apocalyptic alien-filled world where an Ai simulation with a foot fetish is always trying to kill them.

The Dungeon at The Kitty Bodega opens at 6:00PM.

SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL Ticket Sales may be done over the phone at (713) 242-8985 or on our online shopping website (it's still new and a little glitchy so thank you for understanding) HoustonPetFood.com and search for "Sponsor" in the menu)

• Bronze-Sponsor Outworlders will receive a Legendary Pet Box and 2 “Virgin Dirty Shirley” drink passes.

• Silver-Sponsor Outworlders will receive a Legendary Pet Box, 2 Virgin Dirty Shirley drink passes, a Virgin Dirty Shirley Truffle Bar ethically made by Maeve Chocolatiers out of Seattle, Washington, and 2 tickets for the Bobca Bar plus snacks.

• Gold Sponsor Outworlders receive a Mystery Gold Fan Box, 2 Virgin Dirty Shirley drink passes, a Virgin Dirty Shirley Truffle Bar, 4 Bobca Bar tickets, snacks, and will be granted access to “Backstage at the Penis Parade”.

Performances

Performances and Contests will be broadcast on social media as well, but there's something about the sweet and salty smell of sweat and nervousness you can't quite get from the comfort of your home, so don't be a mudskipper and get your tickets now!

LINEUP

8:00 PM - Live Music by Two Star Symphony

Houston’s “most unusual music ensemble” for more than 2 decades, Two Star Symphony’s dark, distinctive sound is inspired by their influences, which include: Dr. Dre, cartoons, hauntings, skulls, graveyards, black cats, Dominic Walsh, Danny Elfman and Tom Waits.

6:00 PM - “Show me more!” Barefoot Smush Contest

• ALL Donations for the Barefoot Smush Contest will benefit Kind Hearts Media. Entry Fees are by donation, so you choose the amount. Invite + 1 is included.

• Rules: All smushing must be performed with bare feet. No socks, shoes, or other coverings allowed.

• Judges will rank smushes by gore, spread, and of course sheer ridiculousness! This is a FUN-draiser after all, so bring you’re A-game!

• All “Show me more!” Barefoot Smush Contestants will receive a Certificate of Fu*#ing Fantastic Smushing Skills and a “Toe Rings Preferred” Carl-inspired Fan Box.

• Think you got what it takes to SMUSH like no one has ever smushed before? Then show us what you got! Register here:

7:00 PM - Glurp! Glurp! Talent Show Contest

• ALL Donations from the Glurp! Glurp! Talent Show will benefit Space City Cats. Entry Fees are by donation, so you choose the amount. Invite + 1 is included.

• Rules: No pet’s allowed in the talent show contest, unless prior approval is made. Restrictions: no property damage, no offensive odors, and no nudity. (It must be said LOL)

• Judges will be mostly unbiased, basing final scores on overall creativity AND impressiveness. Bonus points may be awarded for on-theme performances.

• All performing Glurp! Glurp! Talent Show contestants will receive a "Your mama might be proud" Bronze Fan Box.

• Register here!

9:00 PM Celestial Cutie Costume Contest

• ALL Celestial Cutie Contest Donations will benefit Pats and Scratches Cat Sanctuary. Entry Fees are by donation, so you choose the amount. Invite + 1 is included.

• Judging will be based on likeness, impersonation (where applicable), and sheer creativity! So don’t think for a second that a costume “rental” is going to bag this for you. Get your creative juices flowing mudskippers!

• All cat-walk presenting Celestial Cutie Costume Contestants will receive a “Gosh you’re Gorgeous” Donut-Inspired Fan Box.

• By his left tit, you book worms (which is better than being a worm head, if you ask me) what’s your holdup? Register here!

CRAVE POWER? CONTROL? THE ABILITY TO CRUSH SOMEONE’S DREAMS WITH AN ARBITRARY NUMERICAL SCORE?

Consider upgrading to Elite Status by registering as a performance judge! The fate of the Dungeon will be in YOUR hands!

Judges will be granted access to Backstage at the Pe*!$ Parade with unlimited access to the Elites Only Buff & Broad buffet and bar.

To be considered for Elite Status Upgrade, you must have read at least the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book.

FINAL SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT:

Crawlers! On behalf of the Syndicate, I’d like to take a moment to remind you that entering the dungeon is optional. But we promise, it will be a life changing event! At this particular gathering, you’ll be able to experience the crawl with Safe Room rules applied, so no actual blood shed will occur. I know what you’re thinking, Cascadia, you love the blood shed! Well we do too, but you aren’t the one running this party. However, when you leave the event you can always show some gods damned initiative and Kill, Kill, Kill.

Anyway, it’s a party, help cats, earn prizes, blah, blah, blah, just be there…. or don’t. May the gods not smite you for thinking you have somewhere cooler to be.

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE 3 NONPROFITS LISTED. RECEIPTS FOR DONATIONS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. ID BADGES FOR JUDGES AND CONTESTANTS SHOULD BE PICKED UP PRIOR TO THE EVENT.