Not The Emmys

Not The Emmys

(Comedy Variety)

Monday, September 14th, 2026

Doors 6:40PM // Show 7PM

$10 Pre-sale // $15 Day of

This performance will include an intermission.

**Lineup subject to change**

Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.

No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry.

For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service.

Do you love comedy? Are you NOT nominated for an Emmy this year? Then holy crap, is this the show for you. We cannot emphasize enough that this is NOT the Emmys. It is not an awards show. It is not backed by the Television Academy. The host is not Mariska Hargitay.

Hosted by Meghan Crumley (SILICON VALLEY, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD) and Carolyn Pedrossian (once attended an Emmys party), Not the Emmys is a comedy-variety show where you will not win an Emmy. You will not have to go to the Peacock Theater. You will not have to figure out where the Peacock theater is. Because this is Not the Emmys!

w/

Meghan Crumley (Silicon Valley, Beavis and Butt-Head)

Carolyn Pedrossian (has attended an Emmys party)

Griffin Kelly (Two Cats on a Date, Book of Queer)

Lizzy Cooperman (Kirby Jenner, Crashing)

Big Tobacco (Bad Play, Pinocchio)

Karma Spice (House of Cucci, Beast Games)

Nick Stargu (Talkies Comedy, Flophouse)

Jen Liv (Foul Play, Up in My Grill)

Tim Montoya (Spider-Noir, Loot)

and special guests!

Join us for a night of characters, comedy, and music. Experience a show that won’t be broadcast. That has no red carpet. That is — just to be absolutely clear, because we realize it’s confusing — Not the Emmys!!