LESBIAN WEREWOLF CHAINSAW MASSACRE!: High Camp Halloween Party

🎪 Step right up to LESBIAN WEREWOLF CHAINSAW MASSACRE! 🎪 You know, named after that one movie... or maybe TV show? It doesn't matter. Darlings, it’s Halloween and we're going camp so high it's practically in orbit. Sequins? Yes. Fake blood? Of course. Wigs bigger than the fire code allows? Essential. Show up and show out for our costume contest: $100 grand prize to the ghoul, glamazon, ghost or goblin who snatches the crown.

We're spinning nothing but the essentials: club classics, disco drama, and all your Monster Mash–era hits. The request line is open, so if you need to hear Cher before midnight, consider it done. Tarot, tattoos, and lots of candy to be had. 🎉🤡✨