The Evil Genius Tour - WASHINGTON D.C.

I wrote a whole book telling you to stop shrinking yourself. Now I'm coming to your city to say it to your face.

This is a full-body, full-feels night for the ambitious, exhausted, gloriously over-it human who's done apologizing for being "too much" and ready to weaponize it instead.

Here's what I'm bringing: I'm inviting my famous friends to grill me during a book talk in each city, I'm bringing my favorite musical artists to play acoustic and make us get in our feels when I can, I'm telling the stories I couldn't keep in the book because they're too juicy, and I'm signing your books and hugging you.

General Admission includes: an emotive writing and manifestation workshop led by yours truly, a discussion and Q&A with a celebrity moderator, and a pre-signed book.

Go VIP for the full villain-origin-story treatment: a meet & greet with yours truly, a photo op, and a custom signing of your book, plus first pick of seats and a swag bag stuffed with sponsored goodies — obviously, your own devil-horn headband included.

Because here's the thing: this night isn't about me. It's about YOU.

There is no version of this where you walk out the same person who walked in. So be in the room. Or be at home, scrolling the photos, wishing you were.