Hot Guy Draft: First Crush

This Hot Guy Draft pits 4 comedians against one another in a fantasy draft of our collective pop culture crushes.

On Sunday, August 23, comedians will use their expertise in the field of thirst – and plenty of help from the audience – to build a team of the hottest celebrities, characters, historic figures and even cartoons. This time, we’re focusing on our first crushes; the figures that made us say, “oh, I guess I like that.” Our arbiters of hotness include Shalewa Sharpe (Netflix), Courtney Maginnis (Comedy Central), Dan Perlman (Showtime), and Brandon Ash-Mohammed (Heated Rivalry)!

Everyone in attendance has a chance to win prizes, compete in trivia, and voice their opinions on who’s hot and who’s not. Imagine the rigorous competition of live sports with the thirstiness of a bachelorette party. Hosted by luminaries in the field of desire, Kenice Mobley (Netflix, The Tonight Show), resident hot guy, Jay Jurden (Hulu, HBO), and sports expert commissioner, James Hamilton (NBC Sports, VICE).

You can participate in this very scientific exploration of hotness by making your voice heard here. To get to the bottom of this, we need your help in determining who were your first crushes, your weird phase heartthrobs, and your forever thirst objects.