🎪 Step Right Up, You Sickos! It's Paint & Sip with Captain Spaulding! 🎨🔪
This May, Necromantic Brew Co. invites you to a blood-splattered night of twisted fun with our Captain Spaulding’s House of 1000 Paintbrushes event! In celebration of Rob Zombie’s cult classic House of 1000 Corpses, we’re trading the lagoon for a roadside freakshow nightmare.
🖼️ Come paint a chilling, grimy masterpiece inspired by the demented world of Captain Spaulding himself—complete with murder, mayhem, and questionable fried chicken. Whether you’re a die-hard horror fan or just dying for a wild night out, this is one hell of a ride. 💀🎨🍗
🎟️ Admission Includes:
- A full pour of one of our killer craft brews 🍻
- A 16x20 canvas and all the painting supplies you’ll need 🧼🖌️
- Step-by-step live instruction 🎨🩸
🔥 All Levels Welcome – No Experience Required
⚠️ Important Notes:
- 21+ only. No minors or crybabies. 🧓🚫
- No outside drinks allowed
- Reserve your seat now—space is limited.
- No refunds. No survivors.
🎟️ Don’t miss your chance to sip, paint, and descend into madness with Captain Spaulding and the Necromantic Brew Co. freakshow family. It’s weird. It’s wicked. It’s one night only.
See you at the paint-splattered circus.
