Join us for a fun day of Larperating with the coolest group of nerds ever. No ranks, no radio drama — just a full day of airsoft, Walmartistan style. Multiple game modes, questionable leadership, and plenty of opportunities to forget which team you’re on.
We’ll be running under the American Milsim ruleset for Joules and MED. Eye protection is mandatory, and we’re chronoing everyone’s pew pews — no exceptions. If you’re hot, you’re sitting until it’s fixed.
No faction colors, wear whatever you want.
Under 18? Full facepro.
Also there's a ton of cactus so wear boots, ya dingus.
Startex is at 10:30. AO is right next to the parking lot.
IMPORTANT: PLEASE RSVP IF YOU'RE COMING, AND DON'T RSVP IF YOU'RE NOT. WE NEED AN ACCURATE HEADCOUNT THE DAY OF THE EVENT.
What to Bring:
- Eyepro (required, not “I forgot it in the car”)
- All your gear, ammo, water, snacks, and TP — there are no facilities
- A good attitude and a willingness to laugh at yourself
- Respect for the game — call your hits and don’t make us start the Court of Walmartistan
Code of Conduct:
Play fair, play hard, don’t be a jerk.
Cheaters get benched and shamed accordingly.
We believe airsoft is for everyone — except Rome. He can’t come. Seriously. He owes me money.
