Splatterday Night Presents: Return of the Drizzle (A Synthwave Party)
HEY! YOU LIKE SYNTH? YOU LIKE DARKNESS? YOU LIKE LOUD THINGS THAT GO ‘BWAAAM’ WHILE YOU PRETEND YOU’RE IN CARL'S CAR BEING CHASED BY DEMONS WITH LASERS?! Then WELCOME to SPLATTERDAY NIGHT—THE ONLY party where your ears will thank you WHILE THEY BLEED! We got Kavinsky, Carpenter Brut, Dance With the Freakin' Dead—because why not party with corpses? Power Glove—no, not the toy, nerd—PERTURBATOR (that name alone makes my teeth itch), and THE DRIZZLE. Yeah, HIM! And some other special guests that I'm not going to tell you about right now because you're just going to have to come and find out! DJs spinning Synthwave and Darksynth ALL NIGHT. Not just ‘til 10pm, like Mellon Shakers. BE THERE OR I SWEAR I’LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND JUDGE YOUR VINYL COLLECTION!
