🎸 BRACE YOUR DANCE MOVES! 🕺💃
The Dynamic Duo is BACK and They're Bringing the HEAT!
Our legendary party architects Debra Dynamite and Crash Gordon have done it again! These two maestros of mayhem have a track record that speaks louder than a Marshall stack at 11:
- ✅ Sold-out events (because who doesn't want front-row seats to chaos?)
- ✅ National acts (they've got connections in high places... and low places... and middle-tier places)
- ✅ The most fun atmosphere this side of a trampoline park filled with puppies
🗓️ SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th at 7 PM 🗓️
Mark your calendars, cancel your plans, call in sick to work!
THE LINEUP THAT WILL MELT YOUR FACE (in the best way):
🎤 Debra Dynamite & Crash Gordon - Live and unpredictable as always
🎧 DJ Marcus - Spinning wax so fresh it's still got the price sticker on it
🎸 Rock-A-Sonic Band - Making their debut appearance! (We're still not sure how we convinced them to join this beautiful disaster)
🕺 PLOT TWIST ALERT! 🕺
Word on the street (and by "street" we mean the parking lot behind the venue) is that we've got a DANCE INSTRUCTOR coming to help you perfect those sidestepping skills. That's right - no more looking like a confused penguin on the dance floor!
Whether you've got two left feet, no feet, or feet that seem to have their own agenda, this instructor will help you transform your moves from "what was that?" to "WOW, what was THAT?!"
This is going to be EPIV!
(Yes, we know it's spelled "epic" but we're too excited to fix it and honestly, EPIV sounds cooler)
Get ready for:
- Music that'll make your neighbors jealous
- Dancing that'll make your chiropractor rich
- Memories that'll make your therapist busy
- Fun that's legally questionable but morally sound
Tickets selling faster than common sense at a reality TV audition!
Don't say we didn't warn you when you wake up the next morning wondering why there's glitter in your coffee and your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Questions? Comments? Concerns about your dance moves? Contact the usual suspects... you know who you are.
