No Sh*t There I was...
A veteran storytelling night with open mic moments, standup comedy, and a pop-up market filled with amazing veteran-owned businesses.
Date and time
Location
Lost Rhino Brewing Company
21730 Red Rum Drive ##142 Ashburn, VA 20147Lineup
Agenda
3:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Veteran Vendor Village
6:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Open Mic Show Time
Michael Deibler
Chris Harrison
Good to know
Highlights
- 6 hours
- In person
Refund Policy
About this event
Join Us for a Veteran Event Like No Other
This is more than an event. This is a movement.No Sht, There I Was…* is a raw, real, and uplifting evening built around the voices of those who have worn the uniform and those who serve our communities every day.
We are bringing together veterans, law enforcement, firefighters, EMS, and families for a night of laughter, storytelling, entrepreneurship, and connection.
Come hear the moments that shaped our lives.Come share your own.Come be part of something real.
Date & Time
📅 Saturday, November 1, 2025🕒 Vendor & Pop-Up Showcase: 3:00 PM🎤 Storytelling & Open Mic: 6:00 PM – 9:00 PM
📍 Lost Rhino Brewing Company – Ashburn, VA(Free onsite parking | Indoor & outdoor space | Rain or shine)
Speakers & Partners
Featuring voices and support from:
- Veterans Growing America
- Afghanistan United Front
- LiboRisk
- Leaders and operators from CIA, FBI, DIA
- Special Forces & Navy SEALs
- Afghanistan Commandos
- Local Sheriffs, Police Chiefs, and Fire Department Leaders
What to Expect
🎤 Veteran & First Responder Open Mic – Raw, hilarious, and heartfelt stories of service🎭 Stand-up Comedy – A few laughs to lighten the soul🚒 Fire Truck On-Site – A hit with the kids🎨 Face Painting & Games – Family fun for all ages🛍️ Veteran & First Responder-Owned Small Business Market – Featuring handcrafted goods, apparel, art, tactical gear, and more🍺 Craft Beer by Lost Rhino Brewing Co. – Enjoy a cold drink while connecting with the community🎁 Raffle Giveaway – Win a Premium DTS Map (a $400 handcrafted tribute to your service journey)
Why You Should Be There
Because connection matters.Because your story matters.Because this community needs a space to laugh, cry, share, and heal.
Whether you are a veteran, a military spouse, a Gold Star family member, a first responder, or a civilian who supports the mission, you belong here.
Ticket Options
🎟️ General Admission – Includes event access and your first beer (non-beer tickets available)🛍️ Vendor Booths – 10x10 space to showcase your business or nonprofit, with mic time to introduce your brand🤝 Event Sponsors – Support the mission and gain visibility at the event and online💸 Supporter Donations – Can’t make it? Contribute and know you’re helping veterans and first responders continue their mission beyond the uniform
Community Impact
💥 A portion of proceeds will benefit Vigilant Torch, supporting U.S. Special Operations Forces veterans and their families through mentorship, wellness, and emergency relief.
Family-Friendly | Indoor & Outdoor Venue | Free Parking | Rain or Shine
Come share your story. Come hear others. Or just come enjoy a cold beer in great company. Either way, you’ll be part of something real.
⚠️ Parent Advisory: While the vendor market and family activities are all-ages, the open mic storytelling may include strong language, adult themes, and unscripted stories involving trauma or combat. Parental discretion is advised during the 6–9 PM storytelling segment.
Stay Connected
🔗 Lost Rhino Brewing: @lostrhinobrew🔗 Veteran Command: @dtsmap🌐 Website: www.dtsmap.com
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