MEAT RAFFLE : BEEF WHISPER

The most unpredictable night in Brighton is back for the season 2 finale! Meat Raffle is part game show, part stand-up comedy, all chaos.

Season 2 concludes with Episode 3: BEEF WHISPER

Join Darren Pizzazz for the comedy night that refuses to play by the rules. Packed with ridiculous games, secret prizes, peculiar guests, and sharp stand-up, it’s a whirlwind of audience chaos, baffling rituals, and laughs you might only understand on the way home, if at all.

Featuring:

Amelia Hamilton
Amelia Hamilton is an award-winning stand-up rap comedian. Described as "unapologetically incisive, clever, cutting and funny to almost a ridiculous extent," her work has featured on BBC Radio and iPlayer. Recently crowned Best Newcomer at the 2025 ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards, Amelia combines razor-sharp stand-up with rapid-fire rhymes to deliver a genre-defying performance that’s been called a “full-on unforgettable experience.”

Ben Carter
"Half the audience think this is the best thing ever, the other half are just f**king scared” - Maff Brown

Paloma Hanlon
Paloma Hanlon is what you'd get if the weirder parts of your brain grew up in Canada and somehow gained access to a ukulele. She is very polite, a little bit chirpy and only occasionally gets the urge to kill.

Stanley MacDonald
AKA Silty Cleveland Adamson. Not a real person who does things, apologies for implications otherwise. Often seen talking nonsense, usually with melodica.

May feature Norwegian Sven (currently in talks).
May feature Dr Newton Vortex.
May feature Top of the Cops, Aqüæbèque Lôvishafft.
Will almost definitely NOT feature Matilda Artichoke, Chair, UK Council of Meat Raffles or her hi-vis henchman Bicep the Heavy.

Where: The Actors, Brighton
Date: Friday 21 November
Doors 7:30pm | Show 8:00pm
£7 + booking fee
18+ only

This event is 100% unofficial and not endorsed by the UK Council of Meat Raffles.