Make Your Own Naughty Ornaments

Tired of the same old snowflakes and Santas? This hands-on workshop invites you to ditch the tinsel and get delightfully naughty instead. We’ll paint plaster vulvas and penises, craft felt genitals, and turn them into ornaments that are equal parts festive and filthy. Whether you want to surprise your tree, your lover, or your best friend, these handmade creations are sure to spark laughter and conversation.

No art skills required—just bring your playful spirit and a willingness to get crafty. All materials are provided, and we’ll walk you through every step of sculpting, painting, and decorating your own sexy holiday décor. It’s the perfect blend of art therapy, body positivity, and a healthy dose of humor.

Celebrate the season your way: surrounded by laughter, glitter, and a few fabulous bits and pieces. Come make something that will make your holidays—and your tree—a little more exciting.

About the Instructor:  Fawn O’Breitzman has been a college professor for over 20 years. She specializes in issues of Sex and Gender and presents at conferences all around the country and is now the co-owner of the Sexploratorium. She has been a social worker and therapist, as well as a professional queer, wife and mother. She has worked with countless people who have overcome negative sexual experiences and find joy in their sexuality once more!

This class is intended for teens and adults. Spaces are limited, so reserve your spot now!