Shhh! Don’t tell anyone but Jonny Awsum’s moved into the illegal rave game. And he’s organising the biggest, most-secretive, fun-filled rave there’s ever been. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW as Fatboy Slim used to say.

With the venue booked and the ravers in town, everything’s sure to run smoothly. Unless best-friend Danny forgets to bring the records, the flashing light and the superstar DJ…

The tickets are hotter than that warehouse party you went to back in ’92 so snap ‘em up quick and join Jonny, Danny and DJ Whoop Whoop for a hilarious show you’ll never forget.

This show is best-suited to 7-14s. Sorry, no under-fives. All young ravers must be accompanied by an adult. Features flashing lights and rave music (if Danny remembers to bring them).