It Gets Better Bingo

Welcome, radiant renegades of joy, to the first glitter blast of the year hosted by the Russian River Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence! “It Gets Better” Bingo is your reminder that even when life feels like a rerun of a bad telenovela, the plot twist is ALWAYS fabulous when the Sisters show up. Tonight, we’re stirring hope, humor, and enough queer magic to power a full-scale glitter hurricane and still have leftovers for brunch.

This month, your generosity supports two incredible organizations making “it gets better” more than just a slogan.

First up: On The Margins, Inc., funding their Rapid-Response Gender Affirming Mental Health Program in Sonoma County. They’re bringing immediate, gender-affirming support to trans and gender-expansive folks who need it now, not “whenever the system gets around to it.” Think of them as emotional first responders with a radically affirming toolkit.

Our second beneficiary is Transmission, supporting their Scholarship Program. Your help sends trans and gender-expansive participants to life-changing retreats and programs that nurture healing, empowerment, and community. It’s basically sending someone on a journey from dysphoria to euphoria — and we love to see it.

Come dressed in your most hopeful, glow-up, “I survived and now I sparkle” attire. Interpret the theme however you like and strut into the costume contest like your resilience is couture. Snacks and drinks will be available for purchase, because healing is great but snacks are essential.

Important details (etched in glitter granite):

• Players must be 18 years of age or older. No exceptions.
• No alcohol is allowed in line or in the Bingo Hall. No exceptions.
• Breaking either rule means removal with no refund — we love you, but we also love boundaries.
• You must have your eTicket for admission.

Online tickets are $30 and include:

• Entry for one human
• Two bingo card packs (one card per game for all six games)
• Extra card packs: $5 each, available at the door.

Doors open at 5:30pm; all attendees must arrive by 6:30pm or risk losing their seat to the glittery void. Seating is first come, first seated — no saving seats, not even “just for a second.”

Pull Tabs go on sale at 5:30pm and close before regular games start. Arrive early for the best seats and juiciest jackpots.

Each table seats 8 people. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Refunds are available up to 7 days prior through Eventbrite — the Sisters cannot issue refunds. No exceptions.

Online ticket sales end at 9:00am the day of Bingo OR when sold out. No tickets at the door, no matter how cute your wig is.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Attending means you consent to any video or audio recording — trust us, your look deserves to be remembered.

Let’s kick off the year proving once again: yes, darling… it really does get better. 🌈✨