🍯✨ HONEY PHUNK: A FUNK-FUELED MOTHER-SHIP VOYAGE ✨🍯
The dancefloor’s been too polite. Too predictable. Too… beige. Honey Phunk is here to drip sticky-sweet rebellion into your ears, your hips, and your soul. We’re slathering the scene in low-slung basslines, disco-dripped edits, soul-stirring grooves, and global rhythms—because someone’s gotta rescue Friday night from the vanilla overlords.
📡 TRANSMISSION INCOMING: Your maiden voyage awaits on Friday, May 23rd (10PM-1AM) at The Pub @EAV. Fourth Fridays helmed by Wahine—high priestess of funk, groove archaeologist, and curator of all-things-goddamn-groovy.
🪩 WHAT TO EXPECT:
🔥 Basslines so funky they'll make your lip curl into that stank face
🎸 Guitars jangling like a hip-shaking conspiracy
🌌 Psychedelic detours (hold onto your drink)
🥁 Percussion that’ll hijack your pulse
🎷 Horns wailing like a midnight soul revival
💃 Disco, house, R&B, global beats & rock—criss-crossing the funk map like a DJ with a musical vendetta
💰 FREEDOM ISN’T FREE… except here, where it absolutely is. No cover. Just pure, unfiltered HONEY PHUNK.
🍯 Taste the nectar and let the groove reclaim you 🕺
Make a night of it! Enjoy dinner, drinks & dessert—or arrive early for the Drag Race All Stars watch party at 8:30pm. Reservations recommended for the best seats! 🍽️🍸👑
📍 The Pub @EAV
🕘 May 23rd, 10PM-1AM (and every 4th Friday)
🎧 Curated by Wahine
💸FREE with RSVP
(Dancefloor disciples, skeptics, and rhythm refugees ALL welcome.)
🚀 BOARD THE MOTHER-SHIP. THE FUNK WILL PROVIDE.
