Clowndependents Day!

It's almost July 3rd again, which means — you guessed it — it's time for your favorite holiday: Clowndependents Day! Celebrate your dependence on clowns — or clowns you claim on your tax returns — with all the traditional absurdities. Partake in the customary ceremonial hot dog games, form a heavenly body, put items away in storage, and take a moment to remember the clowns that were lost in The Happening.

Show is 90 minutes long, with an intermission.

Please be advised:

The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email newporttheater@gmail.com in advance of your arrival to coordinate entry/operators/liability waivers.

There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.

All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy - learn more at newporttheater.com/safety