Charlotte’s Web Bingo

Welcome to Charlotte’s Web Bingo, where the Russian River Sisters tangle you in a fabulous web of mischief, compassion, and questionable barnyard puns. Tonight, the drag nuns go full farmyard fantasy — just with better shoes.

This month, your generosity supports two incredible animal-loving organizations.

First up is Goatlandia, raising funds to expand our Animal-Assisted Healing Program. Goatlandia’s rescued animals aren’t just adorable lawnmowers with attitudes — they’re fuzzy partners in healing. Expanding their animal-assisted healing work means more opportunities for people to connect with gentle, grounded, four-legged therapists and experience the calm, joy, and comfort that only a snuggly farm buddy can bring.

Our second beneficiary is When Pigs Fly Ranch, raising funds to support critical repairs to their sheds and fencing. Safe, sturdy shelters and secure fencing keep their rescued pigs protected, dry, and able to live their very best mud-splattered lives. Your support helps them fix and maintain the infrastructure that makes safety and comfort possible for every oink and grunt on the ranch.

Come dressed in your best barnyard-chic or storybook-farm look — spiders, pigs, overalls, glamorous scarecrows, or “I woke up in a hay bale and just went with it.” Our costume contest is ready to crown the most radiant creature in the web. Snacks and drinks will be available for purchase, because even farm queens need to graze.

Please take note (this part is written in very serious barnyard law):

• Players must be 18 years of age or older. No exceptions.
• No alcohol is allowed in line or in the Bingo Hall. No exceptions.
• If you violate either rule, you will be asked to leave and no refund will be issued.
• You must have your eTicket available for admission.

Online tickets are $30, and include:

• Entry for one person
• Two bingo card packs (each pack includes one card for each of the six games)

Extra bingo card packs are available at the door for $5 per pack.

Ticket holders will be admitted starting at 5:30pm, and must arrive no later than 6:30pm. Failure to arrive on time does not qualify you for a refund. Entry is first come, first seated, and there is no reserving or saving of seats allowed (not even with a carefully spun web).

Pull Tab games go on sale when the doors open and conclude before the regular games start. Arrive early for the best seats and extra chances to win big jackpots on Pull Tabs!

Each table has 8 seats. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Refunds are available up until 7 days prior to the date of the bingo game. The Russian River Sisters cannot issue refunds; you must request a refund through Eventbrite. No exceptions will be made.

Online Ticket Sales will automatically be cut off at 9:00am the day of Bingo OR when they sell out (which they often do!). There will be no tickets available at the door!

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason, at the sole discretion of the members of the Russian River Sisters, Inc. By attending this event, you give consent for any video and audio recording that may take place — your barnyard drag may be immortalized forever.