Chaos, Cupcakes & Caffeine: Galentine's Edition

WHO: You. Yes, you.

The adult who hasn’t had a day out in three months and thinks frosting might fix your life. For the girls, gays, and theys who want to vibe, vent, and aggressively pipe frosting onto something that can’t talk back — with their besties, obviously.

Ages 18+ only because we can only handle one tantrum demographic at a time.

WHAT: A cupcake decorating “class” - but not the helpful kind. Not actually a class at all.

We hand you the supplies. You figure out the rest.

There might be instructions.

There will be judgment.

WHEN: Saturday, February 7th 12:30 PM - 2 PM

One and a half hours of structured chaos. Or chaotic structure. Who knows.

That’s also about as long as we can tolerate you with that much caffeine and sugar in your system. For everyone's safety.

WHERE: The Cottage on Eastview at 10407 Eastview Avenue

We aren’t exactly sure why the owner of The Cottage on Eastview agreed to this. Bold move on their part.

WHY: Because therapy is expensive, and cupcakes are cheaper.

Because caffeine gives you the illusion of control.

Because you need a place to aggressively pipe buttercream and silently compete with strangers.

Because your inner child deserves a day of reckless sprinkle decisions.

HOW: Buy a ticket. Show up. Regret nothing.

We’ll provide four cupcakes, the frosting, the tools, the caffiene (available for purchase from Fuel and Flow), and trauma.

You bring the energy. And your bestie to roast your work.

CHAOS, CUPCAKES & CAFFEINE

Cupcake decorating for the emotionally unstable and over-caffeinated. You’re going to laugh, you might cry, and by the end of the day you’ll know your besties in a whole new, “we survived this together” kind of way.