Alan Partridge - A Complete Quiz Experience

Alan is back on the telly, where he belongs, and boy do we need to talk about Alan.

The man who's face was once designated a lesiure accessory, the dosser who dismantled a Corby Trouser Press and the dwad who put a pound of mashed up Dundee Cake in a Saniflow 33.

And so tonight, we're celebrating everything that is great about Sir Alan of Partridge - which is a lot - with an Alan Partridge Quiz like no other.

Grab your tie and blazer badge set (some of the boxes are a bit faded), get on your internet computer and memorise whats in the Dante's of Reading Fun Packs. Maybe even revise the names of the horses from The Day Today.

Who knows? It's all up in the air.

80%-ish on IAP, but there'll be touches on the wider works of Norfolk's maddest man.

£10 per team, teams of 4 max.

£100 bar tab for the winners, £50 for second place. Shop soiled choclate oranges and fun packs galore.

Tuesday, bloody Tuesday, 4th November. 6pm. The Woods, Chapel Allerton. Go get 'em, Lynn.

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