Cigars, premium open bar including plenty of Jameson's and Guinness, and some traditional Irish-American foods are included. $50 each covers costs. Bring with you a limerick or other short poem you've written that has a cigar theme, an Irish-American theme, or any theme, really. Or you can compose one after a few drinks on site. (You'll have more fun if you join in.) Chicago's grand dame of limericks, Bindy Bitterman, will talk about limericks and help with last-minute composition and tuning, and she will award prizes for the best limericks in categories to be determined at the last minute. Cigar Society member Rick Rundle will be our deejay, spinning out traditional (and maybe some nontraditional) Irish and Irish-American tunes.

If you're not sure what limericks are, Bindy will be delighted to explain. To get a head start, watch her video for tips. Limericks are single stanzas of five lines, with metrical and rhyme scheme AABBA. Describing the metrical feet can get technically complicated, but David Abercrombie, a practical phonetician, says this: "Lines one, two, and five have three feet, that is to say three stressed syllables, while lines three and four have two stressed syllables. The number and placement of the unstressed syllables is rather flexible. There is at least one unstressed syllable between the stresses but there may be more – as long as there are not so many as to make it impossible to keep the equal spacing of the stresses." For those of you who've been around the Cigar Society for a while, you may remember that Ted Cohen, late Professor of Philosophy at the University of Chicago, spoke to the Cigar Society on April 1st, 2008, and gave a couple of lecherous limericks told by a priest and a bishop as part of a funny story. (For the original story, see the memoir, Limericks.)

A St. Patrick's Day Cigar Party and Limerick Contest