After quitting drinking and Philly cheesesteaks while taking up spinning, an inevitability has developed: I'm getting a 6-pack. For one night only, this Valentines Day, I'll be hosting a viewing party of my abs. That's right, I'll be standing on the dining room table shirtless all night while Mozart plays feverishly in the background. Perfect for couples to come gaze at the human form on a night of romance. Get your tickets now, because they won't last!