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The Fourth Annual Crotchies Awards

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WeWork Civic Center

1161 Mission Street

San Francisco, CA 94103

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Presenting the 4th Annual Crotchies Awards!™ Created in 2014, the Crotchies has quickly become Silicon Valley’s premiere fake awards show. Unlike the the recently cancelled Crunchies--which was also packed with meaningless awards, vapid presentations, and an over-inflated sense of self-importance--the Crotchies is still going strong.

Come toast Silicon Valley’s achievements with an evening of drinks, jokes, and partying with the elite of the elite*. We’ll be introducing several new award categories and performances this year, in addition to bringing back some oldies but goodies:

Greatest Achievement in the Field of Beverage Repackaging
The “Your Tech is Off the F*ing Blockchain” Award
The Not Changing Any Lives Award
The Derek Zoolander Lifetime Service Award
The “Super Not Happy, Unpumped” Award
In Memoriam
... And so much more!

The Crotchies is a classy event, and though not required, awards gala attire (black tie) is welcomed. Boxed wine & PBRs will be served in abundance.

The Crotchies is a volunteer effort. In addition to having fun together and supporting local comedians, all profits are donated to 826 Valencia, a local non-profit dedicated to assisting under-resourced students ages six to eighteen with their creative and expository writing skills.

* To be clear, this is not code for drug-fueled orgies or cuddle puddles.

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