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The 2015 Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat

Writing Excuses

Sunday, September 20, 2015 at 11:00 AM - Sunday, September 27, 2015 at 7:00 AM (EDT)

The 2015 Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat

Registration Information

Registration Type Remaining Sales End Price Fee Quantity
Oceanview Cabin: Double Occupancy price per person
From 2014-10-06
These staterooms offer a gorgeous view, two twin beds that can convert to a queen and a private bathroom and all the amenities of our standard staterooms.
10 Registrations Ended $1,725.00 $0.00
Balcony cabin - double occupancy (price per person)
From 2014-10-06
Balcony Rooms with your own private Veranda offer a private bathroom and all the amenities of our standard staterooms. Two twin beds that can convert to a queen.
10 Registrations Ended $2,050.00 $0.00
Family rate - interior cabin (price per person)
Use this to include a family member in your interior cabin. Since they aren't attending seminars, we can offer a discounted fare. (Note: children between the ages of 12-17, may attend classes with a responsible adult at the family fare rate) The rooms hold only two people. If you want to bring more than one family member, use the "Contact the Organizer" button in the right sidebar of this page.
12 Registrations Ended $1,000.00 $0.00
Family rate - Oceanview or Balcony cabins (price per person)
Use this to include a family member in your oceanview or balcony cabin. Since they aren't attending seminars, we can offer a discounted fare. (Note:children between the ages of 12-17, may attend classes with a responsible adult at the family fare rate) The rooms hold only two people. If you want to bring more than one family member, use the "Contact the Organizer" button in the right sidebar of this page.
12 Registrations Ended $1,250.00 $0.00

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Event Details

The 2015 Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat will be held from September 20th through the 27th on the Independence of the Seas.

It's a cruise ship.

The base price of $1725 covers the full week of intensive seminars, writing exercises, and free writing time, plus meals, double-occupancy lodging, and a cruise to four different Caribbean destinations. Attendees will also be invited to submit questions for some of the episodes of Writing Excuses which will be recorded while we're at sea.

At sea. Seriously.

SEMINARS

Each seminar will include writing exercises and Q&A time with the instructor.
Topics will include:

  • Outlining
  • Revision
  • Pacing
  • Suspense
  • Humor
  • Worldbuilding
  • Character creation
  • ... and much more.

ADDITIONAL BREAKOUT SESSIONS
There will be a limited number of additional breakout sessions and one-on-one sessions with individual instructors. There is no additional charge for these, but because of the size of the event they will be distributed by lottery. The first 100 attendees registering prior to January 15th, 2015, will be entered in the lottery.

These breakout sessions include:
6-member novel critique groups: Members will submit excerpts up to 5000 words for critique by the group as well as one of the podcasters. (Please note that this means you are committing to critique the stories of the other group members.)

6-member short story critique groups: Members will submit short stories up to 5000 words for critique by the group as well as one of the podcasters. (Please note that this means you are committing to critique the stories of the other group members.)

6-member outlining sessions: Each person must come prepared with a story idea, including an ending. The host will help each attendee turn that into a working outline, ready for them to begin writing.

One-on-one Q&As: This is a 15-minute one-on-one session with one of the hosts, and you decide how that time will be spent. We can critique the first five pages of a manuscript, drill down on a worldbuilding conundrum, answer specific questions, or offer general advice.

 GUEST HOSTS

Nalo HopkinsonTo give you an even bigger bang for your buck, we are inviting other authors and industry professionals to help teach classes and breakouts throughout the week. The number of additional hosts depends on the number of attendees. 

Nalo Hopkinson is a professional writing teacher, and one of our favorite panelists to listen to at conventions—she's personable, funny, and brilliant. She's been nominated for the Philip K. Dick award, the Nebula award, and Aurora award, all multiple times; her short story collection “Skin Folk” won the World Fantasy award, and her novel The New Moon's Arms won the Sunburst award. She's a Jamaican-Canadian whose tap roots extend to Trinidad and Guyana. She is a professor of Creative Writing at the University of California Riverside. She has taught numerous times at both Clarion and Clarion West. Her short story collection Falling in Love With Hominids will appear from Tachyon Books in 2015. In short, she's very good at what she does, and very good at teaching others how to do it. She'll be an excellent addition to the workshop, and we're excited to have her.

Authors Ellen Kushner and Delia ShermanDelia Sherman was born in Tokyo, Japan, and brought up in New York City. Delia's short fiction for adults has appeared most recently in the anthologies Naked City and Queen Victoria's Book of Spells. Stories for teen readers have appeared in numerous anthologies, including Steampunk! and Under My Hat. "CATNYP," a story of a magical New York Between, inspired her middle grade novels Changeling and The Magic Mirror of the Mermaid Queen. The Freedom Maze, a time-travel fantasy set in Louisiana, was awarded the Norton Award, the Prometheus Award, and the Mythopoeic Award. Her recent collection of short fiction, Young Woman in a Garden, has appeared on PW’s list of Best SF of 2014. She has worked as a contributing editor for Tor Books and has co-edited the fantasy anthology The Horns of Elfland with Ellen Kushner and Donald G. Keller and The Essential Bordertown with Terri Windling, as well as two anthologies of Interstitial fiction, Interfictions 1, with Theodora Goss and Interfictions 2, with Christopher Barzak. She is Executive Editor of Interfictions Online: A Journal of Interstitial Arts. She has taught writing at Clarion, Odyssey, and in the MA program in Children’s Literature at Hollins University.

Ellen Kushner is the author of Thomas the Rhymer (World Fantasy and Mythopoeic awards), the interconnected novels Swordspoint, The Privilege of the Sword (Locus Award, Nebula nominee), and The Fall of the Kings (written with Delia Sherman). She narrated these as audiobooks for Neil Gaiman Presents (Audie Award). With Holly Black, she co-edited Welcome to Bordertown. A co-founder of the Interstitial Arts Foundation, Ellen Kushner was also the longtime host of the national public radio show Sound & Spirit. She has taught creative writing at Clarion, the Odyssey Workshop, and is an instructor at Hollins University’s Children’s Literature M.F.A. program. She lives in New York City with Delia Sherman and no cats whatsoever.

Daniel José Older is the author of Half-Resurrection Blues and Midnight Taxi Tango (part of the Bone Street Rumba urban fantasy series from Penguin’s Roc Books) and the Young Adult novel Shadowshaper (Scholastic’s Arthur A. Levine Books, 2015). Publishers Weekly hailed him as a “rising star of the genre” after the publication of his debut ghost noir collection, Salsa Nocturna. He co-edited the anthology Long Hidden: Speculative Fiction from the Margins of History and guest edited the music issue of Crossed Genres. His short stories and essays have appeared in the Guardian, NPR, Tor.com, Salon, BuzzFeed, Fireside Fiction, the New Haven Review, PANK, Apex and Strange Horizons and the anthologies Subversion and Mothership: Tales Of Afrofuturism And Beyond. Daniel’s band Ghost Star gigs regularly around New York and he facilitates workshops on storytelling from an anti-oppressive power analysis. You can find his thoughts on writing, read dispatches from his decade-long career as an NYC paramedic and hear his music at ghoststar.net/, on YouTube and @djolder on twitter.

CRUISE ITINERARY

  • 20th Sept: Depart Ft. Lauderdale 4:00pm
  • 21st Sept: At Sea
  • 22nd Sept: Labedee, Haiti 8:00am to 5:00pm
  • 23rd Sept: Falmouth,Jamaica 10:30am to 7:00pm
  • 24th Sept: Georgetown, Grand Cayman 8:00am to 4:00pm
  • 25th Sept: Cozumel, Mexico 10:00am to 7:00pm
  • 26th Sept: At Sea
  • 27th Sept: Arrive Ft. Lauderdale 7:00am

ATTENDANCE REQUIREMENTS

All Out of Excuses seminar attendees must be 18 years of age or older. Children from the ages of 12 to 17 may attend if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.

Children aged 11 and under are welcome aboard ship, but cannot attend the Out of Excuses seminars. Child care and age-appropriate curriculum is available through Royal Caribbean's Adventure Ocean® youth program.

All attendees, attendee guests, and accompanied minors must have a valid passport. Getting onto the ship? You need a passport!

FAMILY RATES
There are plenty of things to do on the cruise ship besides attend the Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat. If you'd like to bring a significant other or family member of any age, it's just $1000 for a non-workshop berth in a stateroom and $1250 for one in a balcony cabin. And if the family member is between the ages of 12 and 17, and has an interest in writing, they can pay that reduced price and still attend the seminars with you.If you want to bring more than three family members, we'll put you in touch with Lisa Harding, our cruise manager, who can help you with pricing and any other arrangements.

REFUND POLICY

  • Full refund until June 1st
  • 75% refund until July 1st
  • 50% refund until August 1st
  • 25% refund until September 1st
  • No refunds after September 1st

FAQs

Q: What does "double-occupancy" mean?
A: It means that the price is for half of a room. You'll have a roommate. This can be a friend that you arrange to room with ahead of time, it can be a family member, or it can be another Out of Excuses attendee.

Q: Can I get a private room?
A: Yes, but it will cost more. When you register, at the bottom of the form select "Single Occupancy" from the "additional items."

Private room prices:

  • Standard Interior Stateroom $1500 + $1000 = $2500 
  • Oceanview Stateroom           $1725 + $1250 = $2975
  • Oceanview with Balcony        $1750 + $1250 = $3000

Q. What if I don't have a passport yet?
A. All guests must have a valid passport to cruise. If you do not have one yet, but are ordering one, you may put "Passport on order" in the passport field. By doing so, you acknowledge that it is your responsibility to acquire a passport before cruising and that you cannot board the ship without one. Writing Excuses is in no way responsible if your passport does not arrive before cruise time.

Q: Can young children attend?
A: Children aged 11 and younger are welcome aboard the ship, but cannot attend the Out of Excuses seminars. Royal Caribbean has an excellent youth program which includes child care. Follow this link for more details about Adventure Ocean®.

Q: What level of writing expertise should I have attained prior to attending?
A: "Level of expertise" is far less important than your desire to improve. The workshop is structured to be accessible and useful for new writers with a passion for learning, and to be challenging and rewarding for seasoned professionals looking for refinement, or additional perspectives. Different classes will be designed for different levels of experience.

Q. Will you have a scholarship again this year?
A. Yes! We will be partnering with the Carl Brandon Society again this year.

Q: How big is the ship?
A: The Independence of the Seas holds 3000 guests, of which we'll be a small percentage. The Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat has its own dedicated spaces, ours alone 24 hours a day, for classes, writing time, impromptu discussions, or other activities (like, say, a Magic draft with Brandon). We'll also have our own area of the dining room, and the podcasters will rotate tables each night to sit with different guests. While the ship is large, it will be similar to being at a convention in a very nice hotel. You'll know your tribe, you'll know where to find them, and you'll have places to hide from all the scary non-writer people.

Q: How big is the event?
A: If previous years' registration numbers and waiting lists are any indication, there should be between 75 and 150 of us; there may be less, there may be more, we're honestly not sure what to expect. As mentioned above, the podcasters and our guest hosts will be rotating tables at dinner, and participating in other activities in order to make ourselves accessible to each and every one of the attendees.

Q. Are there any additional fees?
A: The price of your cruise includes: 

  • The Writing Excuses workshops and seminars (for workshop attendees)
  • Ship accommodations
  • Ocean transportation
  • Most meals onboard (To be clear, it is possible to have all of your meals in venues that are covered.)
  • Some beverages onboard
  • Most entertainment onboard

The following services are not included in the cruise price:

  • Dining in Specialty Restaurants such as Portofino
  • Dining in Johnny Rockets (Where applicable)
  • Spa and Salon services
  • Golf Simulator
  • Gambling (Including Bingo)
  • Art Auction
  • Any purchases made in the gift shops onboard
  • Shore excursions
  • Photographs
  • Video Arcade
  • Medical Services
  • Internet Access
  • Transfers (Unless guest has purchased our air/sea package)
  • Laundry and Dry Cleaning Services
  • Ship to Shore Telephone calls
  • Gratuities
  • Alcoholic Beverages
  • Non-Alcoholic Beverages (excluding water, lemonade and iced tea)
Nalo Hopkinson
Ellen Kushner and Delia Sherman
Mary Robinette Kowal
Howard Tayler
Dan Wells
Brandon Sanderson
Have questions about The 2015 Out of Excuses Writing Workshop and Retreat? Contact Writing Excuses

When & Where


Independence of the Seas

Fort Lauderdale, FL

Sunday, September 20, 2015 at 11:00 AM - Sunday, September 27, 2015 at 7:00 AM (EDT)


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