Shakira, the latin legend, was once banned from singing in high school because she sounded like a goat.
There is no greater injustice than banning a goat from pursuing such endeavors. In her honor, you shall now refer to me as "Shaikhira".
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCQj5IHILM
If your soul doesn't pierce the clouds with ravaging thunder, don't worry - because my Lamb Curry Tacos will arrest you, only to imprison you in a pit of insurmountable delight.
Let's join forces to "Make America Goat Again". Let us shine light on the depths of darkness. Let us eat where no goat has eaten before.
There is nothing to poo on except fear itself. Join me in this revolutionary force for good.
Meet at Ipswich River Trail: 87 Perkins Row, Topsfield, Ma
Breakfast - Hot Coffee / Tea, Eggs, Croissants, Jam
Hike through forest
Lunch - Lamb Curry Tacos - helz yeah!
(Lamb, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Cheese, Salsa, Sour Cream, Spices, the whole shebang!)
Head to Halibut Point State Park: Gott Ave, Rockport, Ma
Hike, relax, and watch sunset!
Tea - Homemade Chai & Desserts!