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Pizza Ride 2017: Head East


Tuesday, June 13, 2017 from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PDT)

Pizza Ride 2017: Head East

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Back by popular demand! We took a year off, but so what? ;-)

The premise is the same as every single pizza ride we have done, going way back to the beggining of time (or before you moved here), known as 2005: Ride to at least five different pizza places, and consume a slice at each one.  We order full pizza pies in advance, which means the pizza will be fresh and hot, and it will be cheaper than everyone buying a slice. (Plus, it would be a logistical headache if 24 people each ordered a slice at each place. The ride would be only two stops long!)

And while the ride stops and route have been and will always be a mystery, we're letting you in on a li'l more info this year: We will start at a spot near Mt Tabor. And head east. And east. And east. So, if you are not comfortable ending up somewhere near, oh, Ruby Junction and dashing to catch that last MAX homeward (westward), maybe wait until next year to see what we whip up? ;-)

Cheese pizza will be ordered at each stop, so this will be a vegetarian friendly ride. This is not a gluten-free friendly ride. Not really vegan friendly unless there are enough vegans to make it economical to buy a full pie. (If you are vegan, let us know.)

The cost for this ride is $15, which will be collected before we start riding. (Make sure you have cash ready! And we really appreciate it if you have exactly $15 vs making change out of a twenty. Ya got plenty of time between now and then to figure this shit out.) This will guarantee everyone participating one slice at each of the five stops. If you want extra slices or beverages (like beer!), that's on you. (We may have extra slices depending on the amount of registrants.) The $15 is a flat fee that assumes you're going to stick around for the whole ride (and you should, if you decide to go on this!) If you only do three stops, or even the first one, there will be no partial refunds. Please don't commit to the ride if you are not comfortable with this.

Oh yeah, the first stop is not included in this $15. This is because we are leaving it as the open, "get here when you get here" type of stop. This locale will have slices for $2 each plus some very special pizzas that only happen coincidentally on the day of the week we'll be starting this ride. We'll leave promptly for Stop Two at 6 pm. That's where the $15 will cover you. If you can't make it to the first stop, let us know and we'll let you know where to meet us. (Hint: It will also be nearish to Mount Tabor.)

Because of the mystery of all this, the start location will not be divulged until (most likely) Saturday June 3, and then it will only be to people registered. We will say that the start will be near Mount Tabor. But that's all we're saying. The end of the route may not be convenient to where you want to end up at 11 pm or so, but that's the nature of this ride. We will end up somewhere transit accessible, though, somewhere east. Please don't commit to the ride if you are not comfortable with this.

The full details (including start location) will be emailed to registrants by Saturday June 3rd. Please make sure that emails from Eventbrite aren't going into your spam filter! If we don't hear from you in the appropriate time to confirm that you got the email, we WILL call you. Please be prompt on responding to this email!

If this all sounds like fun, and not too difficult for you, then sign up!

Special Note: This year, we are only allowing registrations one at a time. That means if your friends, spouse, significant others, or enemies want to come along, they need to hop on that computer-typed-thing and fill out the form themselves. You can't just bring an unregistered person along. Ride is capped at 25 riders.

Have questions about Pizza Ride 2017: Head East? Contact adventurepdx

When & Where

That mythical east side of Portland

Portland, OR 97215

Tuesday, June 13, 2017 from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PDT)

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