----------------------Presented by VET Tv- entertainment for us, by us.--------------------
Combat Veteran Comedy that's so vile it makes pu$$ies, liberals, and the clergy- vomit and run home crying to mommy.
Literally the most filthy, sexually graphic, and violent stand up comedy you've ever seen.
Don't show up expecting anything less, because if you do, you'll end up walking out
If you come to this show with combat related demons, be prepared for an exorcism.
1800- Meet and greet with other vets
1940- Quick video/speech to the crowd
2000- Show time in hall
This show is for 21 and UP!
We highly recommend that you avoid this show if you are capable of getting offended.
Tickets are available for a donation of your choosing, I've funded this comedy tour with my own money and without sponspors because I refuse to water down the raunchiness.
Books and other items will also be available for purchase prior and after the show.
Stick around for the Silkies hike the next day.
Descripton of Donny's Bestselling Book, "Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant."
A Marine Infantry Officer confesses his lust for killing and f@#king everything in sight, his desire to beat his boss's face in and frag the battalion staff, his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines, his burning desire to win a game of gay chicken at all costs, his personal mission to nail the combat reporter who joined his unit, his sexual arousal at the sight of ED (Enemy Death), and his inability to take serious things seriously; while planning and executing the last combat operation of his deployment in Afghanistan; a nighttime helicopter raid named, Operation Branding Iron Part 2.1A. (Continued from National Geographic's "Battlefield Afghanistan")
This is undoubtedly the most honest and raw account of an Officer's thoughts and actions during combat that has ever been written. After publishing this book, Donny O'Malley's job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction. It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martial.
Senior officer's will slam him, military historians will be shocked, and all civilians will be 100% certain he's psychotic.
Fortunately, the book is written for the opposite of those mentioned above. It’s written for Enlisted guys.
Officers who are brave enough to read will either cry themselves to sleep, jerk themselves off to Donny's picture, or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the book.
"My moto boner is still raging strong and I read this book three days ago. I'm certain that my d!kk is going to explode, and I really don't care, because this book was that f@#king good."-Marine I served with.
"858-555-5555- Hey bro that's my wife's phone number. You can f@#k her whenever you want, just wear a condom and try not to blow anywhere near the face. I understand mistakes happen, but do your best. Thanks for writing the book, I really needed that." -Marine I never served with
"Just wanted to say that your book is cracking me up. I think the people on the subway think I'm nuts because I can't stop uncontrollably laughing. I think I crack up because I know your jabroni a$$ and know that the sh!t you write about that is going on in your head is true, no bullsh!t. You are completely f@#ked up, in the good way. If people were to question if you were making this up I could say that it's no bullsh!t because I spent enough time with you to know that you beat off 10 times a day. I slept above you on ship and heard you beating d!kk all the time. F@#k it, what man doesn't beat off constantly?
It's raw and honest. Like you said, as professional as all of us try to be (officers especially) deep down we are f@#kin animals, neanderthals who just love pu$$y and talking about sucking d!kk, in a gay way, and when we get the chance, killing bad guys. Anyone who denies that, other than maybe the Col, is a f@#kin liar.......PS-your description of Major Dyce is spot on... f@#kin moron. Someone should have blew him up." -Lieutenant I served with.
A message from the author-
This book is a reach-around to all enlisted, and a F@#K YOU to every Officer who has ever written a politically correct, full-of-sh!t, “I’m a great leader,” book about combat. Every single one of those f!@king jerkoffs wrote a book for civilians that not a single enlisted guy ever gave two-shits about.
The truth is that Marines love killing more than they love pu$$y; they fantasize about mowing down insurgents with a 240 on post while 70 virgins take turns blowing them.This is who we are, and I’m sick and tired of nerdy a$$ book writers hiding our reality from the public. F@#k the public, they’ll judge us and say we’re psychotic until they watch an ISIS beheading video, and then they'll beg us to come out of our cage to fight the bad guys. At which time we’ll head to the front line of evil and kill them all with a smile.
Enjoy the read my brothers, this one's for you.