Were you born in the wrong era and feel like you missed out on the charm of late night television variety shows? Do you feel like it's been a long time a performer has been killed onstage like that Pantera bassist in 2004?

Well you're in luck! Come out to the Mary Fuck Kill variety show November 19th at the Make-Out Room! This variety show includes comedy, burlesque, music and drunken trivia! You fucking know there's going to be laughter followed by trembling shakes.
The Mary Fuck Kill game will be based off of the 1970s hit The Dating Game. Three contestants will have to fight for their life as Mary decides who she would Marry, Fuck & Kill. Who knows how it will end, but even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then!

We will have comedians Alejandro Ochoa, Katy Karns, Mark Smalls and headliner Emily Van Dyke. Rock n Roller Aaron Diko will be bringing down the house with his esoteric sounds and rhythm. Vala Marv'elle, Sassherass Siren & Ophelia Coeur de Noir are going to spray a bunch of sexy sassafrass your way.

Show starts at 8pm. Tickets $10 at the door and we will soon be distributing the pre-sale link. Come one, come all!