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I am Larry. Women text me the best Super Bowl parties to SXSW events. Testimonials: SXSW Alums

Guaranteed ROI before South by even starts or $1,119.11 back #sxsw .

-- Larry Chiang
CEO Duck9
Harvard Business School Harbus

@larrychiang @recode we may even throw a party with NBC. So look out Austin .

-- Kara Swisher
Re/code Co-Executive Editor
Code Conference, Ex-columnist for the Wall Street Journal / All Things D PRODUCER

Larry Chiang maneuvers through SXSW like a downhill slalom skier. Tagging along for the ride is both exhilarating and terrifying all at the same time.

There is attending SXSW, there is doing SXSW, there is experiencing SXSW and then there is a Larry Chiang SXSW. If there was something awesome happening, Larry Chiang would be there because he’ll be 2 stages down the ski slalom slope before you know it. #sxsw .

-- Paul Thompson
Founder Scottish American Capital
Harvard Business School '09
SXSW attendee March 2009

Larry Chiang's List of SXSW Parties (2017)

Larry Chiang

Thursday, March 9, 2017 at 8:00 AM - Tuesday, March 14, 2017 at 5:00 PM (CST)

Larry Chiang's List of SXSW Parties (2017)

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Ticket Type Remaining Sales End Price Fee Quantity
The VIP SXSW Entrepreneurial Experience #sxswEE
Accept no substitute! This list is curated from the front lines of south by
4 Tickets Mar 15, 2017 $1,111.11 $0.00
The VVIP Experience. Earlybird
Hand curated events sent via text & email. Entrance guaranteed! Enter code 492 to pay just $492.oo. This will sell out at $895.oo
1 Ticket Mar 15, 2017 $1,550.00 $19.95

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A woman asked me to be on TV in Hawaii. If this were a Super Bowl or/and SXSW party, I would just bring you with. Its on my YouTube channel.
I go native in a new city in under 24 hrs. While, I am not from Austin, I appear to know a lot of women.

NOTE: trademarks, service marks, trade names, trade dress, product names and logos appearing on the site are the property of their respective owners, including, but not limited to NBC, NFL, SuperBowl Houston Committee, 2017, SXSW, YouTube, Fast Company Grill, HP, Barack Obama & NBC Hawaii.

Before SXSW, you and I plan how to win at South by Southwest over skype, text, email and we do not snap or send belfies (butt selfies). Butt, if you're Lisa Falzone and think belfies are hilarious, I will send you butt-selfies but only because you introduced me to SWIB co-presidents, back-to-back years Amy and Rebecca / Christine and Anna. Stanford Women in Business.

The more parties you go to, the more parties you hear about.
The more women who code you bring to tech parties, the more invites you get.

I do not make up the rules, I just abide by them.

"The Barack Obama private party in 2016 had a 202 area code DNC (Dem Nat'l Caucus) number to call. List purchasers who paid cash money were texted the telephone number to call to RSVP themselves.

The best events do not have a web URL"

- Larry Chiang
not joking, they did RSVP's via telephone.
Not joking, the president showed up right on time. What world do we live in where the leader of the free world has to navigate Austin traffic on Waze to speak from 3:50pm to 4:20pm Friday March 13, 2016 and then pose for VIP pics 4:21 to 5:55pm

Accept. No. Substitute.

Read my feed and this page to ensure you will get all One Thousand, one-hundred, eleven dollars and eleven cents back BEFORE March 10, 2017. Yes, SXSW starts on Friday. Goodness, time flies

In fact, if after you pay me $1,111.11 and do not get an ROI, I will give you back $1111.19 because I only want to do business with future best friends.


Here is what I mean.
Here is what to pay attention to
Here is how things will work out when you see the entrepreneurship world through the lens of my passed away mentor: Mark McCormack

I. Just. Teared. Up.

This lens is real and genius. And documented

Here is what I mean:
Paying $1,111.11 means OMG, I have money in danger. Well, you have school debt in danger too and like Mr ROBOT at SXSW, youre lacksadaisical

Yes, I spell like an engineer but I cold call like Steven Schiffman's mentee

WHat to pay attention to:
- the Pre sxsw work via a Business Insider blog post
- How @wyLandlord launched at SXSW and got paid
- where all this party info comes from-- a free calendar called 11

bit dot ly, slash, buster11. Under "sample" its free.
SxSW's interestes are not represented by me. I am also not an agent for SxSW

This South by Southwest Party List for SXSW has sold out in
2009, 2010, 2011,
2012, 2013,
2015, and 2016

2017, it will D-E-F-I-N-I-T-L-Y sell out!
Yes, it has a money-back guarantee

Nick Tippman got his ROI for SxSW in January at the Super Bowl. I recommend you meet me in Houston 2017. January 30-Feb 5, 2017
Yes, it has a money-back guarantee
- Larry Chiang

Question: How do you get the information about the best parties?
Answer: I network at the front lines of Sxsw parties. I do not just crawl and spider using a computer (even though I do that too). I talk to people and put myself in front of hot women
party list for SXSW, 2017

Question: How do I get a Return on Investment?
Answer: You should get an ROI before you set foot in Austin TX bc you will be friends with the hosts and co-hosts. If you're not happy with your $1111.11 investment by March 9, 2017 and you purchased the SXSW 2017 party list Jan 1, 2017 to March 1, 2017, I will refund you $1119.11 and eat the eventbrite fees. And you make $9. Unlimited.

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98 San Jacinto
Austin , TX 78701

Thursday, March 9, 2017 at 8:00 AM - Tuesday, March 14, 2017 at 5:00 PM (CST)

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Asse9 stands for Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs 9. It means if you're not striving to be entrepreneurial, you're asinine.

No we don't have a website or else it would not be very secret now would it

All we have is a hashtag that we rarely use '#asse9' but what we do have is a huge rolodex.


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