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July 4th Baby Trump Balloon Distribution

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My Pickup Truck

Near Farragut West Metro Stop (PICKUP LOCATION WILL BE ANNOUNCED JULY 3RD)

Washington, DC 20006

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An Extraordinarily Childish Act of Patriotism and Civil Disobedience

On July 3rd we will park our pickup truck in a legal spot close to the Farragut West metro stop and annouce our location that evening on where to come pick up your newborn Baby Trump Balloon! Location will be emailed to all ticket buyers & posted on our Facebook page.

On the Fourth, swing down, meet up with us (we'll be really easy to find, no worries!), present your QR code on your phone, and voila! you'll be the proud owner of your very own Baby Trump balloon! What better way to celebrate Freedom of Speech whilst simultaneously broadcasting your absolute disgust for this living dumpster fire of a presidency?


Visiting the Mall with friends and family? Buy a dozen of them! Headed to the Lincoln to watch Trump trample all over Washington DC's traditional annual celebration of democracy? Buy 100 of them! Come and celebrate our country's independence and laugh with us...because if we don't laugh, we're gonna cry.


BALLOONS ARE 29" TALL AND 18" WIDE


((PLEASE DO NOT RELEASE THE BALLOONS INTO THE SKY. THIS PRESIDENCY IS ENOUGH TRASH AS IS.))

((UPDATE 6-14-2019))

I just spoke with a representative of the National Park Service who told me that helium balloons are not allowed at any national park (including the National Mall). They often do see people on the National Mall with balloons, but it is up to the U.S. Park Police to enforce this rule. The main concern is litter so again, if you buy a balloon PLEASE DO NOT LITTER and hopefully our Park Police officers will be too busy worrying about other issues that day to enforce the "no balloon policy"… at the same time. This is an event about Civil Disobedience so let your Baby Trump Balloon dance above you in the sky!

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My Pickup Truck

Near Farragut West Metro Stop (PICKUP LOCATION WILL BE ANNOUNCED JULY 3RD)

Washington, DC 20006

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