Ian Lockwood's Girlfriend Pageant

Ian Lockwood's Girlfriend Pageant

Ages 21+

Actions and Detail Panel

$10 – $15


Ian Lockwood

Maggie Crane, Glennis LaRoe, Clara Olshansky, Hannah Pilkes, Lucyana Randall, Jesse Roth, Maya Sharma, Karolena Theresa, Leanne Velednitsky, Zach Schiffman, Tej Khanna

Date and time


Union Hall

702 Union St.

Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Refund policy

No Refunds

Ian Lockwood's Girlfriend Pageant- Saturday, September 10 - 9:30pm Doors / 10:00pm Show **PROOF OF FULL VACCINATION REQUIRED**

About this event

20 women compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood's heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds -- Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support -- any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian's Girlfriend.

The winner will reign as Ian's heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan's Crazy Hot Dogs*.

* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.


  • Tessa Belle
  • Shosh Brodman
  • Emory Cannon
  • Steph Cook
  • Maggie Crane
  • Caroline Dunn
  • Brooke Eliot
  • Esther Fallick
  • Glennis LaRoe
  • Clara Olshansky
  • Victoria Pandeirada
  • Hannah Pilkes
  • Meeti Purani
  • Lucyana Randall
  • Jesse Roth
  • Maya Sharma
  • Chet Siegel
  • Marissa Solomon
  • Karolena Theresa
  • Leanne Velednitsky
  • Emily Wirth

With a Special Appearance by Zach Schiffman

Judges: Ben Warheit, Nathan Yim, and Tej Khanna

9:30pm Show

$10 advance / $15 day of

Ages 21+


*This event will be mixed seated/standing. Arrive early for best seat selection


All attendees must have proof of full COVID-19 vaccination. Please download and register with NY’s Excelsior Pass. You must present this at the door to verify your vaccination. If you are visiting from out of town or can not access the Excelsior Pass app, you must present your vaccination card at check-in. NAME ON VACCINATION CARD MUST MATCH YOUR ID.

Full Vaccination is 14 days after your second dose of the Pfizer-BioNtech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine or at least 14 days after your single dose of the Johnson & Johnson’s COVID-19 vaccine

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