Get ready for our brand new LMAO HellaSecret Outdoor Comedy Show in San Francisco . A series of pop-up (and socially distant) live outdoor comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We'll take over a venue and you'll get notified of the secret location.

EVENT UPDATE - POSTPONED as of 3/29/21 - We just found out that due to a dispute between the landlord and the bar that our location will be shutting down indefinitely. We're super bummed as this was a really popular Tuesday night spot! We'll look for a new location ASAP.

// EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT at 7:30PM //

This HellaSecret comedy show takes place in a huge secret backyard garden patio in San Francisco turned into a pop-up comedy club with string lights, awesome 1/2 lb. burgers, chicken sandwiches, healthy fresh salads and a full bar serving $5.25 pints, $6.50 well drinks and $10 cocktail specials including Hot Toddys and Irish Coffee to keep you warm.

There's plenty of parking, a lovely garden, the drinks are cheap and the vibe is very chill.

It's a 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, Comedy Central, SF Sketchfest, Viceland and more.

• Event takes place in a secret backyard patio in SF, so please dress appropriately according to the weather and bring a blanket to make it cozy. Limited capacity due to social distancing guidelines
• Masks required at all times when not eating/drinking
• FULL BAR + BEER + DRINK SPECIALS - We want you to have a good time on the cheap. We've got a full bar with Tecate for $4 and pints of Anchor Steam and Magnolia IPA for $5.25. Well cocktails are like 2010 prices at $6.50 plus there are $8-10 cocktail specials for Irish Coffee, Hot Toddys, Hot Apple Cider, handcrafted margaritas and hurricanes (prices subject to change)
• OUTDOOR DINING / BURGERS: Seriously, we've got one of the city's best flame-grilled1/2 lb burgers which you can load up with avocado and bacon, plus garlic fries, philly cheesesteaks, grilled chicken sandwiches, grilled cheese, or four different healthy salads to choose from.
• To help support local bars and restaurants, there is a two drink minimum per person (Like all bars/restaurants, a food purchase is required in order to drink alcohol)
• The secret location is best accessible by Muni, rideshare or car. BART is not a great option.
• 21+

WEATHER UPDATE - BRING A BLANKET / Due to the propane shortage, we will temporarily not have heat lamps. so you should definitely come bundled up - bring a coat and a blanket (and someone to snuggle up with) to make it cozy and have a fun outdoors experience!

All sales final.