Forget Fairytales Series: Unicorn Shit by Christine Stoddard

Raunchy, irreverent, ridiculous. Get ready for the storytime you won’t want kids to hear! Also featuring interactive games for adults only. Written & performed by Christine Stoddard. Opening acts include Clay Horwitz, Tom Rizzuto & Jen Anderson. Produced by Quail Bell Productions.

Christine Stoddard is a Salvadoran-American author, artist, and performer based in Brooklyn. She regularly writes, directs, and performs in shows at the Broadway Comedy Club and Greenwich Village Comedy Club. This includes comedy plays like "My Favorite Sex Toy" and "Hashtag Mountain Girl" and co-hosting the funny poetry series Poet Voice Sucks. She wrote/directed the arthouse film Sirena's Gallery, distributed by Summer House Entertainment, and the award-winning play "Mi Abuela, Queen of Nightmares." Stoddard has authored several books, such as Water for the Cactus Woman and Desert Fox by the Sea. She is a former Ms. Magazine "Ms. Muse," a FOLIO Magazine "Top 20 in their 20s" honoree, and a Puffin Foundation grantee. She is the founder of Quail Bell Press & Productions, including QuailBellMagazine.com. www.worldofchristinestoddard.com. Instagram/Twitter: @stoddardsays

Clay Horwitz is a 24-year-old comedian, writer, and director. His new stand-up show "Vibe Check!" debuted in Spring 2022 and has sold out The Comedy Chateau in Los Angeles. He frequents sold-out clubs all across the world, spanning from the legendary Comedy Store and Hollywood Laugh Factory, to Zanies in Chicago, to the London Underground in Prague, Czech Republic.

Tom Rizzuto and Jennifer Anderson have been married for 3 years, which adjusted for COVID means 1 year or 150 years depending on the day. Jen is originally from Gainesville, Florida, while Tom grew up on Long Island, New York. Despite the language barrier, they still fell in love.

Jen would like you to believe that she's keeping her maiden name for feminist reasons, but in reality she's just too lazy to go to the DMV. She's been seen Off-Broadway and in regional theaters across the country. Together with fellow alumni from the University of Florida, she co-wrote Missed Connections: An Exploration into the Online Postings of Desperate Romantics which featured comedy legend Gilbert Godfried. Her current project Sadist, an original television pilot script, has been selected for advancement in several screenwriting competitions. Stalk her at www.jenniferjeananderson.com

Tom won the award for Best Actor at the 2018 48 Hour Film Festival, which pissed Jen off since he isn't even an actor. (To which Tom replied - "I am an actor, I just haven't acted in years.") An accomplished writer, storyteller, teacher, and I guess actor now, Tom recently fulfilled a lifelong goal by receiving a doctorate in education. His writing has appeared in publications such as History Magazine and Discover Magazine. He's a contributor to the Rock and Roll Archeology podcast network and his TedX Talk, "Understanding the Music That Divides Us," can be viewed on YouTube. Follow Tom at @TomRizzuto on Twitter (while it still exists).

Quail Bell Press & Productions is a woman-owned creative studio and the parent of Quail Bell Magazine and various other arts, media & entertainment projects. Founded by Christine Stoddard, Quail Bell is based in Brooklyn, NY. Find out more at QuailBell.com.

The fine print:

The club requires a two-drink minimum, as is standard for comedy clubs and other cabaret venues in New York City. No refunds or exchanges are allowed for ticket purchases, except in the case of event cancellation. The performer line-up is subject to change due to COVID or other reasons. Thank you for supporting independent arts & entertainment in New York City.