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Eight Weeks at Fort Lost in the Woods, MISERY!

Sutton Financial Group

Tuesday, June 20, 2017 at 1:00 PM - Sunday, November 12, 2017 at 4:00 PM (CDT)

Eight Weeks at Fort Lost in the Woods, MISERY!

Ticket Information

Ticket Type Sales End Price Fee Quantity
V.I.P. + Two Museum Vouchers
All Tickets include reserved seating. V.I.P. Tickets are located in the first five rows, guaranteeing you wont miss any of the action. [BONUS] Each V.I.P. ticket is also good for the admission of 2 people to the 12th Armored Division Memorial Museum through the 2017 year.
Nov 12, 2017 $30.00 $2.49
Premium
All tickets include reserved seating. Premium tickets are located in rows F-M.
Nov 12, 2017 $20.00 $1.99
Premium Handicap
All tickets include reserved seating. Premium Handicap tickets are located in rows H & M.
Nov 12, 2017 $20.00 $1.99
Standard
Standard tickets are located on row N - Z on the main floor.
Nov 12, 2017 $15.00 $1.74
Handicap
Each location has room for one wheelchair and a guest.
Nov 12, 2017 $15.00 $1.74
Balcony
Donations of any amount are welcome
Nov 12, 2017 $10.00 $1.49
Raffle $5.00
Raffle tickets are $5.00 each or 5 for $20.00. Use this to purchase 1, 2, or 3 raffle tickets. AR-15 Rifle Packaged Retail Value of $1,500.
Nov 12, 2017 $5.00 $1.24
Raffle $20.00
Raffle tickets are $5.00 each or 5 for $20.00. Use this to purchase tickets in multiples of 5. AR-15 Rifle Package Retail Value is $1,500.
Nov 12, 2017 $20.00 $1.99

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Event Details

Come and Celibrate Veterans Day at the Paramount.  We will Honor our Veterans, laugh, enjoy a great show, and it will all benefit the "12th Armored Division Memorial Museum".  Sutton Financial Group and KTAB Present: "Eight Weeks at Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery", A one man comedy show based upon the real life boot camp experiences of PFC Sutton and his trusty battle buddy PFC Stoker. Laugh and cry as you are led through eight weeks of grueling, hilarious, and touching moments.  You will leave uplifted with laughter and feeling a renewed sense of patriotism and respect for those who serve our great country.

100% of all Show and Raffle tickets will benefit the 12th Armored Division Memorial Museum.  Called "the best kept secret in Abilene" by Mary Cooksey, the museum opened on October 5th, 2001. It tells a unique and intimate story of the approximately 11,000 heroic 12th Division soldiers known by the German Army as the “Suicide Division”, because of their fierce fighting, and nicknamed, by fellow soldiers, “The Hellcats”.  The 12th Division was created for combat in World War II and was disbanded immediately after the war (1942-1946).

The 12th Armored Division Memorial Museum, with its vast collection of World War II archives, memorabilia, and oral histories, paints a complete picture of the lives and experiences of these brave soldiers who were trained at our own Camp Barkeley.  Since its opening, over 100,000 patrons have visited the museum or participated in its state of the art “Distant Learning Program”. From local 8th grade fieldtrips to distant travelers from Canada, France, Great Britain, Germany, Australia, Japan; patrons have come near and far to visit the 12th Armored Division Memorial Museum.  

Located in Abilene, at 1289 N. 2nd Street, the museum is open Tuesday through Saturday from 10:00am to 5:00pm.  Admission is $5.00 for adults, $4.00 for Seniors/Military/Students, $3.00 for children 7-12, and Free for WWII Veterans and children 6 and under.

If you would like to attend this wonderful Benefit, there are four ways to purchase your tickets:

1). Online below (Credit Card Only):

2). At the 12th Armored Museum (Check/Cash/CC): 1289 N. 2nd St., Abilene, 10:30am-5:00pm (Tue.-Sat.)

3). At Sutton Financial Group (Check/Cash/CC): 2449 S. Willis St. Ste. 106, Abilene, 8:30am-5:30pm (Mon.-Fri.)

4). At the Paramount Box Office (Check/Cash/CC): November 9th : Starting at 5:00pm

AR-15 Rifle Raffle - Presented by ....... ($1,500 Value): Buy tickets today for your chance to win a Dreadnaught Industries flat-top AR-15 Rifle with a 16" free-float barrel and six-position adjustable stock.  Plus a carrying case and spare magazines. You do not have to be present to win. Tickets cost $5.00 each or $20.00 for five.  You can buy raffle tickets in three ways:  

1). Online (Credit Card Only): Simply select the number of raffle tickets you would like below and use your credit card (Make sure to include you name and email). Once your payment is received, your information will be written onto a raffle tickets and put into the drawing for you. 

2). In Person at the Benefit (Cash/Check/CC):  Tickets will be available for purchase at the Paramount the day of the benefit starting at 5:00pm. You do not need to be present to will.  

3). In Person at the Museum or at Sutton Financial Group (Cash/Check/CC): Tickets are available to purchase during normal business hours.  

Donations:  Can't make it to the show but still want to support the cause, donate today!  100% of all donations will go directly to the 12th Armored Division Memorial Museum.      


FAQs

Is there an age limit or age recommendation for the show?

There is no age limit for the show however all children 3 and older require a ticket and we ask all crying or fussy children be taken to the lobby.

Is the show appropriate for my younger children?

Although the show is based upon Army Bootcamp, it is PG rated.  There may be an occasional 4 letter word however we have been told it is cleaner than most children's animated movies.

Can I bring food to the show?

No outside food it allowed unless required for medical purposes - concessions will be availble for purchase

Where can I contact the organizer with any questions?

Phone: 325-437-0709

Email: mike@suttonfinancialgroup.com

If you are interested in being a sponsor, please email Mike@suttonfinancialgroup.com

Have questions about Eight Weeks at Fort Lost in the Woods, MISERY!? Contact Sutton Financial Group

Event Venue Map

Venue map / Historic Paramount Theatre

67439580

V.I.P. + Two Museum Vouchers

67439581

Premium

67439589

Premium Handicap

67439582

Standard

67439584

Handicap

67439583

Balcony

67439585

Raffle $5.00

67439586

Raffle $20.00

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    Historic Paramount Theatre
    352 Cypress Street
    Abilene, TX 79601

    Tuesday, June 20, 2017 at 1:00 PM - Sunday, November 12, 2017 at 4:00 PM (CDT)


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    Organizer

    Sutton Financial Group

    Sutton Financial Group is a Wealth Management and Investment Firm located in Abilene, Texas.  A firm dedicated to helping its clients build wealth through investments, savings, and comprehensive planning.  Sutton Financial Group has been helping people in the big country for over 15 years.  

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