The days are getting warmer,

The ground is starting to thaw.

The Gurlies are sowing the seeds of tease,

So get ready to pick up your jaw!

It's DC Gurly Show's Petals and Pasties, a strip-perennial horticultural event! Join these scintillating succulents, wicked weeds, and bulbous babes as we break out the garden ho's to celebrate May flowers! That's right, we're rooting out the last of winter's chill with a show all about PLANTS. Make sure to bring plenty of Claritin because the pollen is going to be flying like dollars as the Gurlies take over the garden aisle, and the Bier Baron Tavern. Go green with (and give plenty of green to!) the gorgeous Gurlies, and you may even convince someone to plant a big smooch on ya!