You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why, cause Santa Claus is comingggggggggg…… to get Roasted. (Sung off-key)
What says “Holiday Season” more then a degrading, mean-spirited, hate-filled, hilariously funny, live Comedy Roast?
Join us Saturday December 12th at SoMa StrEat Food Park, as RoastSF Presents: The Roast of Santa Claus. Come join us as we Roast Santa, Christmas, and the holiday spirit.
That's right, RoastSF's back with another heart stopping, fall-to-the-floor laughing, no holds barred comedy roast! Join us as 8 of the Bay's best comedians come together to roast each other and this months controversial guest of honor. You've seen the comedy roasts on TV, and online, now it's time to see one live! Drinking encouraged, sensitivity... is not.
Our guest of honor, Santa Claus, is a Bay Area transplant from the North Pole. How could we roast somebody so jolly and nice? Just ask a jew or a poor person how friendly Santa really is. BTW, Santa Claus is hella cool, he’s down to be roasted, Mrs. Claus will be in the audience, and if he doesn’t like our jokes he said he’ll just throw away our gifts this year… So grab your wish list, your worst Christmas sweater, and get ready to take some awkward instagram shots on an old mans lap!
It's: The Roast of a Santa Claus!!!!!
Warning: This show contains gluten, alcohol, and nuts. It is not safe for children. Besides... Santa hates your kids.
This show will be held at the SoMa StrEat Food Park, inside the barn. Show starts at 8:30 sharp, make sure to get there early to grab a bite and hit up the beer truck!
- SoMa StrEat Food Park - 428 11th Street San Francisco, CA 94103 - View Map