BREAKING NEWS: Father Christmas resigns after realising his patriarchal ways. Mariah Carey releases new hit - "All I do at Christmas is poo!!"🎶....And thus CLitMass was born.

Change makers, creatives, facilitators, entrepreneurs and anyone with a sense of humour! You're invited to an intimate soiree to celebrate our year in community. We all work so hard in our silos, mostly connecting online, rushing around inspiring others and forgetting to make time for PLAY. Time to unwind, gather and have some fun!!

ClitMass offers a Sensual, Clitoclysmic and Exquisite Night off with:

- old friends and new

- warmth and cosy sofas

- food and non-alcoholic elixirs

- live music + poetry

- ceremonial moments

- delicious DJ line-up playing music from all over the world

The evening is gonna be juicy with spaces to chill, chat and dance - so grab your tickets and share with friends. 2019 has been an epic year let's EXHALE together.

If you would like to come but are currently unemployed, you're welcome to sign up as ClitMass Whisperer.

Everyone is welcome to ClitMass regardless of age, gender, sex, race, ability or religion. If you have any special requirements, please email: hello@samanthamoyo.co.uk 🌟

Love from the ClitMass Whisperers aka The Clit Massive 💕

.PS. EVERYONE IS WELCOME AT CLITMASS. YOU DON'T NEED A CLIT TO COME.