San Francisco, California
London, United Kingdom
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Hop Heads & Maltsters,
Children of all ages over the age of 21,
Welcome to the Greatest Brewery on Earth
& Welcome to the greatest spring fair ever thrown by any brewery on Nolda St in Houston, TX.
Join us at 5pm on the 27th of April & partake in a spectacle of the grandest proportion.
You will bathe your palates in the most curious & quaffable elixirs.
Our carnival games will test your cunning, your wits, & your might. The smartest & strongest of you will get prizes beyond your heart’s desires. Others may receive balloon animals.
And we will dance. We will dance to live bands like we’ve never danced before. We will dance as if we have fevers (and of course an endless supply of the only prescription will be close at hand).
The most infamous of Food Trucks will join us, bringing their internationally renowned culinary genius to bear upon your delicate senses.
And as a very special guest, the illustrious, resplendent & most distinguished Cigar-Master, Chip Hight, will join us as he hand-rolls cigars infused with the hops of 1836 to be paired with a version of 1836 aged on cedar.
This, my friends, will be an adventure you will be miserable to miss.
-as much beer as you can drink responsibly
-a Badass Mason Jar
-tickets to play games & enter into raffles
-day drink at picnic table & enjoy the bands
Note: Food & hand-rolled cigars are not included in the ticket price
Beers: Hibiscus Wit; Meer Koebel; More Cowbell; More Cowbell^Cedar; Smoked Cherry Blonde; Double Buffalo^Maple; Double Buffalo^White Oak; Ginger Citrus^White Oak; Devil's Food; Red Velvet; Chai Porter cellared for a year; Traditional Belgain Dubbel; 1836^Cedar; and one super ridiculous surprise beer to trump them all!
Band: Chase Hamblin & the Roustabouts
Food Trucks: Craft Infusion & Phamily Bites
Games: Dunk Tank, Strongman Bell, Beer Pong "Called Shot", Polar Bear Contest, and others.
Magician & Puppy Petting Zoo
Yes, friends, we are pulling out all the stops.